luka

Well-known member
I'd love to barge into craners Italian movie night, my gut spilling over my England shorts, ashing on the carpet, flicking peanuts at the screen and moaning about "these bloody daygos" and eventually ejecting his criterion collection disc, tossing it over my shoulder and replacing it with the fellowship of the ribf extended edition disc 1 kicking back psssing open a can of strongbow

And here's the twist

Halfway through Craner actually finds he's ENJOYING it.

By the time gandalf is dropping into the chasm craners saying

"And there's two more of these?!"

"Fucking right there is craner call up Barry islands premier coke dealer cos were going on an unexpected journey right now"

The last time fat Jim was over there Craners 45 year old secretary came round with a massive wrap of pub gak shoved down her cleavage
 

william kent

Well-known member
I sort of feel like having the shining on in the background is going to catch up with me
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Corpsey

bandz ahoy
So peculiar this isn't it

He obviously wasn't interested in Stephen king's story

What was he up to?

I'd like to dig him up and scoop his brains out
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
It's so parodic isn't it

Parodying the sort of movie everyone wants to see

Here's some characters you'd be expected to empathise with having the sort of conversation you'd be expected to laugh at
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
But you have that feeling you can see through everything on acid and you can't really see through the shining it's too tricksy
 
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