I dunno about degenerate but I think the funniest was maybe the evening filled with incident but which culminated in a certain person trying to avoid paying his bar bill by stealing his card from behind the bar and legging it... but he got chased and caught by the bouncers whereupon he pretended to have a fit - so well that an ambulance was called. He was carried inside on a stretcher but as they went to strap him down he jumped up, pushed the medics aside and disappeared into the night...
this is true but also he ignored my text i sent him today about sticking lego bricks up @mvuent bumLuke is my friend, my friend who I meet and do drugs and take pints with, which is why you might see similar behaviour as Barty who is also his friend. But I disagree and argue with him over lots of fundamental stuff. Maybe if you grew a set we could be your friend too, or I could go to war with you I’m only up the road remember!
Another guy ended up owing so much to h dealers in hackney he agreed to pay off his debt by driving for them when they made deliveries - kinda mental, one day you're performing on Letterman, next day delivering ten bags of skag. He also had to hire the car on his bank card... problem is they got chased by the police and although they legged it to safety the car was written off - so he ended up owing 20k or something to this car hire company. Basically he could never use his bank account again cos the company seized any money paid in.
Edit: probably shouldn't mentioned that but fuck it
More recently, another guy passed out in a Norwegian airport for drug related reasons, woke up in a prison cell. He thought he'd been kidnapped in a sort of Fritzl kinda situation, so when the police guy opened the cell window he was waiting to spit in his face, which he did. The bloke snapped and dealt him a beating.
Edit: probably shouldn't mentioned that but fuck it
linebaugh's a culture vulture like trap lore rossLet’s create some tales for the scene rather than wallowing with these American vultures