Hook line and sinker into proving you actually don't know much about the music? Ok. Cool
I don't really mind how I come across. I merely come here to state facts about Grime music, and my opinions on other things.
If you would like a definition of exactly what Grime is then I shall do my best to give you one:
Grime music is a genre which has evolved from the sound pushed by the second generation of Garage producers. People like Wookie, So Solid, Deekline, Masterstepz and Groove Chronicles have all had big impacts on aspects of Grime music. As well as outside producers such as Zinc, Timbaland, Roni Size and any number of Dancehall producers
Many of the sonic aspects of Grime are things which have been done before in other genres. A good example of this would be the double time drum programing which was such a big part of Timbaland's productions in the mid 90's. However the often discordant combination of these influences has resulted in a music which has a distinct vibe and sound to it. With the emergence of stripped down instrumentals built for MCs of growing lyrical content, producers such as Wiley, Target, Danny Weed, Jammer were making beats in East London which were being played alongside productions from people from West London such as Jon E Cash and Musical Mob. As the style of minimal, looped up, dark Garage beats began with So Solid in South London, it is really a style of music which is not relegated to just East London as is often reported.
Whilst in modern music it is very difficult to develop a discernible style which is unique, I believe Grime has some characteristics which are commonplace. A majority of instrumentals are made within the 135-145bpm range, which is inherited from the music's roots in garage. Garage, as a dance music, is determined by the +-8% pitch adjust, ergo it must fall within a specific range. Whilst most Grime is marginally faster than Garage, it also mainly adheres to the functionality of residing within a certain bpm range so it is mathematically possible to mix the tracks into each other. However, with every characteristic of Grime, it is not essential that it holds true to this 'law'. There have been a number of tracks made, for example several tracks on Wiley's first album and some B Sides on white label releases, which are around the 160bpm mark but are still clearly made using all of the same signature Wiley sounds and played in the same style as his 140bpm beats.
Another characteristic of Grime has been the up-tempo, double-time drum programming. As with Garage, the predominance of energy present in beats makes for the musics great success in club venues. It also lends itself to encouraging the MCs to flow at incredibly fast speeds, rather than the laid back single-time stylings of many Hip Hop rappers who have vocalled tracks in the same bpm range. Again, double time drums are not essential. Wonder's track 'What' and Wiley's track 'Fire Hydrant' both are half-time drum patterns, yet are still clearly Grime tracks.
Synth driven melodies and big bass lines are often frequently visible in many of the most successful Grime records. Two of the most famous Bass samples used are the pre-set Fruity Loops bass 'JRBass' and the Korg Triton's 'Gliding Square'. These were both used extensively in the formative years of Grime by producers such as Skepta, Wiley, Jammer and Rapid. However there are many tracks around which are no driven by a Bass line, such as Ice Rink, No Bass and FWD Riddim.
Often, instead of a synth bass, producers frequently used 808 drum kits, which again came built into many producers' first software Fruity Loops, to give a bass note punch to their tracks. Dexplicit being one of the best examples of this.
Whilst a lot of Grime is entirely synth produced, many producers have draw on their own collection of Hip hop records and tried their hands at sampling. Whilst Wiley and Jammer were very crudely looping up entire 4 bars of songs back in 2002, today you have a younger generation of producers who have been inspired by people like Just Blaze and Kanye who attempt to use that chopped up 'Chipmunk' style of pitched up vocal samples and riffs. Whilst superficially they are similar techniques, often due to the limitations of equipment used (I know only one person in Grime who uses an MPC) we find different patterns and styles of sampling occurring. As with the drum programming, you will often hear the sample being used as a rapid attack weapon rather than a draw out smooth backdrop. Producers such as Virgo and Lowdeep have been most successful in using samples to make a different sound of energetic Grime music.
Your average Grime beat will be arranged in 8 bar loops, it will have a drop, it will have double time energetic drum programing, it will be driven by a bassline as well as drum pattern, it will use mainly synth sounds. However, not ALL of those are a requirement for a Grime track. What is, and is not a Grime production is entirely subjective on the listener and if enough triggers are fired in your brain from a track to remind you of Grime, or put you in the frame of mind similar to that of listening to Grime, then it is a Grime track. However, I often come across people claiming tracks to be Grime when they are merely oblivious to the sources of influence on the production. There are many young people who thought Skepta's Serious Thugs was an original production. There are many people who thought Still Tippin instrumental was a Grime tune. Many many people hear an MC spitting on a beat at 140bpm and assume it is Grime. Unless it has an obvious 4/4 kick drum pattern, which is very rarely used in Grime, it is easy to identify many tunes as Grime when in fact they are not.
So what is Grime? Grime to me is a production which evokes enough triggers in my mind to make me mentally place it next to other Grime records without any confusion or without enough influence from other genres to make me question whether the producer was simply trying to copy something he heard somewhere else.
Plastician's Still Tippin? A Grime mix of a Hip Hop tune. It is not an out and out Grime record.
Wifey Riddim? A Grime producer's attempt at making an RnB beat. It is not an out and out Grime record.
This Is The Girl? Again, a producers attempt at making an RnB beat. It is not an RnB record.
It is VERY dfficult for me to tell you what is a Grime beat and those rules apply to every Grime tune, because there is such a wide variety of styles. But if you know Grime, you know a Grime beat when you hear one. It's very distinctive next to most other genres of music. It is far easier to deal with beats on an individual basis, and this is what I try and do, and remain as consistent as possible.
If Grime has no sonic identity it just becomes something which doesn't really exist. It does just become a Community based music. And that would see the end of the recognition of the innovative style which was pioneered in this scene between 2001-2004. And to me that would be a tragic loss to the music world as it didn't even get the change to spread itself properly.
When I say something is or is not Grime, I am not judging the quality of the music, I am merely making a quantitative statement. Not a qualitative one. Kano's track with Craig David is a good record. It might be a bit middle of the road and very 'safe'. It has a complete lack of anything new, exciting or innovative to it. But none the less, for what it is, it is a good record. It will do exactly what it is made to do, and that is bring in people to buy his first single and then hopefully his album.
If anything Blackdown, I am always accurate and coherent. Especially when it comes to something which I have a knowledge of akin to the back of my hand. And whilst you began your argument stating "I am not getting into a debate about what is and isn't Grime", which CLEARLY implies you thought the mix CD was in fact Grime by the way, you ended it by attempting to deflect actual discussion on the points raised and began prattling on about bpms and how I want to be able to mix tunes.
My response to that clearly showed you that bpm never played any part in my decision about what is and is not Grime. My response coherently displayed that Kano's CD full of America hip hop beats and Neptunes sound alike productions garnished with 1 skepta beat and 1 Scandalous beat was in no way a Grime CD nor did it appease any of his Grime fans.
And whilst I have TREMENDOUS respect AND appreciation for all the hours of work you have put in writing about the music I dearly love, and being in a position to put said music in the pages of publications who would otherwise ignore it, that doesn't mean I actually think you know what you are talking about.