I remember John Gaunt having this really weird problem with transvestites. Somehow, it would manage to come up every week. And every time it did he'd just go insane and rant about transvestites for about 20 minutes. He'd say, "I mean, it's just wrong! What are they thinking? Are they sick?" and you'd think, alright, he's winding down now, get another caller on Gaunty, but then he'd start all over again. It's like he made a terrible mistake in the dark corner of a Soho club with a lady called Lola and it scarred him for life. Very entertaining radio. I think he's on Talk Sport now. If anyone is listening to him, and you want a laugh, ring him up and make some reference to transvestites.