mos dan
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i was at an afc wimbledon game the other day, and one of the beauties of non league football is you can really hear what the players shout at each other on the pitch, and often the players can really hear what the fans shout at them.
so the weston-super-mare goalie was in front of the home fans (i.e. us) in the first half, and we were taunting him quite a bit as he took his goal kicks etc, trying to put him off (going 'wooooooooooooo! you're! shit! ahhhhhh', the usual). then for one goal kick this 20something guy near me shouts out clear as day, loud enough that the keeper will definitely have heard it:
"oi keeper, your mum used to be your dad!"
everyone in the stand collapses in laughter, proper playground stuff. then when the laughter dies down and the kick is taken, this 20something's mate turns to him and says jovially "'your mum used to be your dad'?? is that the best you can come up with?!", and his defence was "ah give me a break steve, i haven't cussed anyone since year 9!" ...cue more laughter.
as i say, non-league football is ace.
so the weston-super-mare goalie was in front of the home fans (i.e. us) in the first half, and we were taunting him quite a bit as he took his goal kicks etc, trying to put him off (going 'wooooooooooooo! you're! shit! ahhhhhh', the usual). then for one goal kick this 20something guy near me shouts out clear as day, loud enough that the keeper will definitely have heard it:
"oi keeper, your mum used to be your dad!"
everyone in the stand collapses in laughter, proper playground stuff. then when the laughter dies down and the kick is taken, this 20something's mate turns to him and says jovially "'your mum used to be your dad'?? is that the best you can come up with?!", and his defence was "ah give me a break steve, i haven't cussed anyone since year 9!" ...cue more laughter.
as i say, non-league football is ace.