Oliver Craner

[...]

the content is gonna be real good, it will take me above Craner, Luka, even Mr Tea as most loved member

One step at a time, pal!

 

[Mr. Tea]

the content is gonna be real good, it will take me above Craner, Luka, even Mr Tea as most loved member

Shoot for the moon! Because even if you miss...

 

[Mr. Tea]

...you'll drift forever in the cold, dead vacuum of outer space.

 

[...]

Am I right in thinking that you can access printers in public libraries?

 

[luka]

Am I right in thinking that you can access printers in public libraries?

that's correct yes

 

[luka]

but i also happen to know Corpsey owns a printer, a really quite good one. very fast and almost silent.

 

[...]

Ah, but maybe he doesn't have a stapler to assemble all the loose sheets into a book-like form!

 

[luka]

well, funnily enough he sent me a photo of his stapler the other day. it's one of those really big ones.

 

[luka]

can punch a staple through 100 sheets at once. like a piece of medieval siege machinery

 

[...]

Maybe he's just too embarrassed to tell me what he thinks of my essays to my face, so he makes up all these excuses instead.

 

[Corpsey]

I should get a printer.

Except then I'll have a gigantic pile of A4 paper to add to my gigantic piles of unread books.

 

[sus]

Craner do you want a book deal with my press, Not Nothing

I wasn't gonna offer but now I realize this may just be the trick to get Corpsey reading

 

[...]

Except then I'll have a gigantic pile of A4 paper to add to my gigantic piles of unread books.

Interesting, that's a new one. An aversion to piles of paper.

 

[...]

Craner do you want a book deal with my press, Not Nothing

I wasn't gonna offer but now I realize this may just be the trick to get Corpsey reading

Sure, what do you want a book about?

 

[luka]

Craner do you want a book deal with my press, Not Nothing

I wasn't gonna offer but now I realize this may just be the trick to get Corpsey reading

he still wont. hes a real villian. not a good guy at all.

 

[...]

he still wont. hes a real villian. not a good guy at all.

A paper-hater.

 

[Corpsey]

"The capacity for love or friendship always indicates a superior and generous nature, and when we see them in life or art, they always engage our sympathies. They are witness to an expansive being that can in the pursuit of his own happiness encompass the happiness of another. In such a person the perennial tension between the pleasant and the noble seems to disappear. The lover or friend does what he most passionately wants to do and in doing so benefits the friend or the beloved."

this part is very well written! bravo

 

[sus]

We publish a mix of theory, poetry, fiction.

What about archive-printing Citta Violenta? We can see about getting a color photo insert

 

[sus]

Alternatively we could commission "the kind of book Corpsey would like to read," where the rest is your perogative

 

[...]

We publish a mix of theory, poetry, fiction.

What about archive-printing Citta Violenta? We can see about getting a color photo insert

OK, if you let me correct the spelling mistakes. You might also want to check some of the copyright on the pictures if you use them, because I never did.