Beer And Beer Drinking

[wg-]

Got to be careful with craft beer, its a slippery slope to buying a CAMRA membership then spending your weekends trying to go to every Shepherd Neame inside the London orbital

"oh i had an excellent half of bishops finger in the cock and wolfpack last week, it was a delight"

I do like a lagunitas though

 

[catalog]

i hope we ban all foreign beer and every pub everywhere just has to do carling

 

[wg-]

Dont think I've ever drank carling in my life. I'm missing out clearly

 

[luka]

i definitely have never drunk it.

 

[woops]

Got to be careful with craft beer, its a slippery slope to buying a CAMRA membership then spending your weekends trying to go to every Shepherd Neame inside the London orbital

"oh i had an excellent half of bishops finger in the cock and wolfpack last week, it was a delight"

I do like a lagunitas though

don't understand this, how do you get from enjoying delicious bottles of pale ale brewed up by dionysus himself, to drinking pints of flat warm piss at 3.6%

 

[catalog]

i did have to catch myself and think about it a bit but then i just went for it and didn't look back.

 

[Mr. Tea]

i hope we ban all foreign beer and every pub everywhere just has to do carling

Isn't Carling originally Canadian anyway?

 

[catalog]

i don't care, let's not get hung up on things like that. england is a creole nation anyway etc.

 

[catalog]

the commonwealth is fine. it's just europe and america we need to be anti

 

[Mr. Tea]

Canada: the America it's OK to like.

 

[Mr. Tea]

the commonwealth is fine. it's just europe and america we need to be anti

That means Dragon Stout is allowed, which is vital.

 

[catalog]

people from here who go to canada do say that don't they. "oh it's much nicer, bigger roads, no crime"

 

[luka]

i dont miss drinking at all tbh the thought of it and of the sloppy mush brain that goes with it gives me the willies but i have sort of been craving the pub, but its an idealised vision of the pub, the pub as ive never experienced an actual pub. the warm fug, the jibber jabber, laughter, ho-ho-ho, a huge meal of parsnips and gravy, wood panelling, windows steamed up, jovial banter

 

[luka]

but actually when i go pub i order a pint of lager and double whisky, try and cane it as fast as possible, everyone shouts over each other, crack your head open on the way home

 

[catalog]

what you are describing is literally the silent woman on any weekday night. except they don't do food. which i am a believer in. that's another thing that's ruined pubs.

 

[luka]

friends dont speak to you for about 6 months after

 

[catalog]

bar snacks up to the level of a pickled egg is fine. but no cooked food. but you can take a takeaway in if you ask.

 

[luka]

lost your bank card and your phone and somehow your shoes as well

 

[luka]

theres a warrant out for your arrest on a charge of indecent exposure

 

[catalog]

i am feeling so rough today i couldn't eat any breakfast except a single rasher of bacon.