Mr. Tea

"can't soundclash" according to a VERY HARD MAN
as it happens i've got one of my proconsuls sat next to me but all he's interested in doing is licking his dick and scratching his head with his hind leg
Two blokes sat in a pub. One bloke has his dog with him, which starts licking its balls. Other bloke says "I wish I could do that!". First bloke says "He might let you if you ask nicely."
 

luka

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The Silent Woman Public House in w:Slaithwaite, w:West Yorkshire. The 'Silent Woman' pub came to the attention of the world media on 23 September 2007, when a man walked into the pub and ordered a pint of beer a few minutes after he had murdered his son and attacked his daughter with a knife.
 

luka

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if you'd like to know more about the fashionable northern village of Slaithwaite there is a thread about it here
 

Mr. Tea

"can't soundclash" according to a VERY HARD MAN
Oh right. Yeah, I thought it might be the wrong part of the country. But it's the same hilarious joke about a woman with her head chopped off.
 

catalog

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it's a pretty odd name for a pub.

yesterday i went to the other one, the commercial, and had a pint of 'commerc'ale' which was 2.40 a pint. this is the very heavenly ale, slightly fizzy and hoppy, has a head, sort of takes a little while to clear. honestly the best ale i've had in ages.

the pub itself is good, it's basically a cut above the silent woman i suppose, in a sense, but i prefer the silent woman.
 

catalog

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Good stuff. How long did you manage sobriety in the end?

Im gonna have to knock the Midweek drinking on the head or try to reduce it soon. Feeling extremely rough every morning pretty much, coughing and spluttering.

Going drinking again today in Liverpool though.
 

catalog

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I am on the brewdogs tonight cos they were on offer, but I don't approve of this sort of thing.

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Reminiscent of innocent smoothies.
 

catalog

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I'm going to a craft house tonight 8n the village cos my friend wants to try it out. I'm hoping they've got the empires on tap. But they will probably only have chocolate porter or something. Might have to go the lager route.
 
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