Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[Mr. Tea]

I are TWELFTY HUNDRED IQ WIZZARD and I just HATE BIG CORPARATIONS like Fizer and Astro Seneca! Here is a billionaire tech CEO with some definitely true information btw.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I are TWELFTY HUNDRED IQ WIZZARD and I just HATE BIG CORPARATIONS like Fizer and Astro Seneca! Here is a billionaire tech CEO with some definitely true information btw.

Same sort of thing happening in Europe tho: https://www.euromomo.eu/graphs-and-maps/

 

[mixed_biscuits]

The US figures can be fact-checked here: https://www.usmortality.com/

 

[Murphy]

Ludlow guinea pigs stamped to death by thieves

A Shropshire family's pet guinea pigs are killed by thieves who are thought to have stamped on them.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Leo]

 

[hmg]

I are TWELFTY HUNDRED IQ WIZZARD and I just HATE BIG CORPARATIONS like Fizer and Astro Seneca! Here is a billionaire tech CEO with some definitely true information btw.

Embarrassed for you. Early-onset dementia is sad to witness.

 

[luka]

just heard a story about someone whos lateral flow test has registered a feint red line for the whole last month. i thought mine would have disappeared by now but its still there. the better news is that the new test pack ive got is shit compared to the old one and registers me as clear. and ive used the last good test.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Embarrassed for you. Early-onset dementia is sad to witness.

I have to say, your apparently total lack of any kind of self-awareness or cringe reflex is almost admirable.

I mean here you are, the forum's number one source of obviously idiotic statements like "Trump will definitely be reinstated as president this year" or "everyone who's had a vaccine will get a deadly brain disease". Oh, or "Marxism in Nazism", that was a good one.

Anyone else would have slunk away in shame long ago after such a consistent track record of self-humiliation, yet here you are, undeterred and eager for more.

 

[Murphy]

 

[luka]

my friend is telling me that line will never go away if ive had it the red line will always show up and i need to get a PCR. anyone know about this?

 

[sufi]

my friend is telling me that line will never go away if ive had it the red line will always show up and i need to get a PCR. anyone know about this?

you're not allowed a pcr, sorry

 

[yyaldrin]

i think a false negative is quite common, but a false positive sounds weird

 

[sufi]

no pcrs for you mate at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

duckduckgo.com

 

[hmg]

my friend is telling me that line will never go away if ive had it the red line will always show up and i need to get a PCR. anyone know about this?

It means part of you is still in the pink temple

 

[sufi]

i didnt do a test when i came out of isolation tbh and didnt do a pcr when i went in - i was super chuffed with my + LFT as i'd thought that was impossible until i got it

now the deal is

What are the Covid self-isolation rules now?

People with Covid can now end self-isolation after seven days, as long as they have had two negative tests.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[mixed_biscuits]

my friend is telling me that line will never go away if ive had it the red line will always show up and i need to get a PCR. anyone know about this?

Not true. Is your red line fainter now, at least?

 

[luka]

Not true. Is your red line fainter now, at least?

very feint

 

[mixed_biscuits]

very feint

I would imagine it would vanish in a day or two anyway

 

[luka]

but im bored now!

 

[luka]

i want to get on a train and go into the city and eat noodles and drink whisky, wink at girls and throw bottles at policemen