Corpsey

bandz ahoy
He retreated into himself. He found a cave of treasures.

He lived in the miasma of belief. He believed they could
drastically reduce production costs. It was a jersey with
the letter ‘H’ on it. He had domesticated, shyly at first,
several species of gourd. He nailed his colours to the mast.
He boiled the skin from frogs. Camembert was a rare delicacy.

Value was his lodestone. He knew where the eels congregated.
He knew where the turtles lay their eggs. He said Nature is a
Harmonious Balance. Wowie Zowie. There were tin deposits
in the hills to the north.
I actually like this one
 

luka

Well-known member
UPA is a 5.5% juicy, fruity Pale Ale.

Hopped with Simcoe in the boil and dry-hopped with Citra, Mosaic, and BRU-1, JUPA has bold, juicy citrus flavours and a tropical fruit character bursting with pineapple, mango and papaya. It was brewed with a touch of wheat and oats for a silky malt backbone, allowing the West Coast hops to shine.

JUPA’s low bitterness differentiates it from our Pale Ale and XPA and makes it a real thirst-quencher that’s juicy and totally crushable.
 

woops

is not like other people
UPA is a 5.5% juicy, fruity Pale Ale.

Hopped with Simcoe in the boil and dry-hopped with Citra, Mosaic, and BRU-1, JUPA has bold, juicy citrus flavours and a tropical fruit character bursting with pineapple, mango and papaya. It was brewed with a touch of wheat and oats for a silky malt backbone, allowing the West Coast hops to shine.

JUPA’s low bitterness differentiates it from our Pale Ale and XPA and makes it a real thirst-quencher that’s juicy and totally crushable.
frequent pembury tavern tipple 5.5%
 
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