A Brooklyn Culture Mafia

[kid charlemagne]

https://x.com/tenshi_anna/status/1817618718647853389 i am going to ask sus if he wants to go

 

[dilbert1]

You guys attending this is destiny

 

[shakahislop]

Going to be in the area this afternoon, Shaka. Dropping off some records at paradise of replica, picking up a pair of glasses at moscot. maybe grab a bite at Kiki's.

i look back at this thread and its amazing how close i was to being murdered

 

[dilbert1]

Looks like one of the “Hegelian e-girls” is from Canada claims both to have participated in the “Candian CCRU” and to be in the new American Communist Party, comes to NYC and disses the “hipster girls” with unshaven armpits, and dunks on the Frankfurt School. No way in hell, not in my fucking city

 

[shakahislop]

i'm going to print this whole thread off at work and put it in the newspaper boxes in dimes square like they did in the pandemic. i'm going to print fifty thousand copies and replenish them for six months until the egirls can't keep spendos name out of their mouth

 

[shakahislop]

i want him to break into the brooklyn culture mafia on august 1st 2024, the day that he leaves the city for good

 

[Clinamenic]

i'm going to print this whole thread off at work and put it in the newspaper boxes in dimes square like they did in the pandemic. i'm going to print fifty thousand copies and replenish them for six months until the egirls can't keep spendos name out of their mouth

If this won't bring @sus back to the board, I don't know what will.

 

[IdleRich]

she named him Felix, thrust him from her, 11 and died."

What does "11" mean in that sentence, I don't get it?

 

[IdleRich]

look at rich living like a king, with his kitchen tables and his infinite fags.

I'm choosing to understand that in a boarding school sense - in which case you are correct, I have hundreds of younger boys 'fagging' for me, running errands, doing my homework, warming up the toilet seat for me on cold days. Something I never experienced at my bog standard comprehensive and which i always felt I'd missed out on.

Of course, cos I never went to a posh school I never had to fag for anyone so you could argue I didn't earn the right. Whatever, now I'm getting the good bit without the bad bit. That's not really fair I guess... so sue me.

 

[IdleRich]

Not sure i understand the image. Like the legs of the table are sticking out horizantal from the wall to be grabbed like support beams? Rich only has anal sex standing up?

The legs fold flat to the wall, when you need the table you pull out the legs, slide the surface bit out on top of them, grab the lube and you're away.

 

[IdleRich]

He told a story a while back about some of his friends having anal sex on his table.

That was the big table in the living room when I lived in London. I didn't witness it so have no idea of the mechanics of it but sering as that table doesn't fold out I'm guessing not.

 

[IdleRich]

I've delved into the archive and realised it's a different table. The kitchen table's for eating, the dining for fucking.

Correct. Good research.

 

[IdleRich]

There's an unfolding saga on the Red Scare subreddit atm with this woman seducing her hapless therapist. She's been posting their texts and the guy's an absolute fool. It's awful, but moderately compelling.

"It’s like watching a BPD lion take down an incompetent zebra."

What's a BPD lion?

 

[IdleRich]

how small is your flat then? or how small are flats in nyc? and have they always been that small? build like that? or have they been partitioned into smaller units as a result of gentrification?

Like in Paris in the 1800s where they partitioned them not just into smaller and smaller cubicles, buy they also put in a horizontal partition so you ended up with two levels of tiny cubicles, each too small to stand in.

 

[Murphy]

You wanna feel a freshly warmed toilet seat from a younger male’s subservience, Rich?

 

[dilbert1]

Thanks shaka and Rich I’ve missed a lot of good stuff here, and I’ll take one of your hard copies

 

[version]

What's a BPD lion?

BPD stands for 'borderline personality disorder'. They're saying watching this mentally ill woman toy with this male therapist is like watching a lion take down a zebra.

 

[version]

https://x.com/tenshi_anna/status/1817618718647853389 i am going to ask sus if he wants to go

Gus and Dilbert are both going to go and they'll end up fighting like Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in Bridget Jones.

 

[shakahislop]

of course, not everything has changed...

Serial Killer, 83, Suspected In BK Body Parts Case

really ominous in retrospect

 

[dilbert1]

@version I’m sad the reddit post is deleted so I can’t read the actual texts, looks like it was one of the RSP greats