yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
its fucking huge nice high ceilings too. tattooing pays.
it's absolutely not what i expected and the more i hear and see from the dudes the more i have the feeling that they live our lives but in a parallel world where they are all muscled and fit and have beautifully big mansions and long summers with moderate and warm climates. we on the other hand live in rotten and moisty dwellings and suffer from bronchitis and eczema and see the sun one week a year.
 

luka

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limburger tattooing operation has allowed him to infiltrate the lives of beautiful people and i said wes what music do they listen to, what books do they read, and he said, exactly the same as us, they're just better looking, they're us, but better in every way, with better more brilliant lives.
 

line b

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This is correct but also what was interesting about the beautiful ppl of London was that they were basically American. After walking around with Luke and the uglies I was surprised that there was more of a pronounced cultural difference than I expected but when I went to work in the beautiful ppl tattoo shop it was like stepping directly into Brooklyn or Los Angeles. No difference whatsoever. Kind of hilariously the playlist was exactly the same as an American tattoo studio playlist but more dean blunt was played.
 

line b

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The only person who looked me in the eyes was this beautiful New Zealand woman working there who only did so because she was anxious and as an ugly I was the easiest to latch onto.
 

line b

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Two nights ago Suspended gave me a monster energy drink, got me drunk, extracted the information he needed and has since disappeared. Not a peep. It's like I'm a bug he has preserved and framed on his wall. the things I said will surely be found in and held against me in some manuscript in the coming years
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
It is disconcerting to discover that the americans are not the pathetic losers i first warmed to but billionaires sleeping in cryo tubes
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Two nights ago Suspended gave me a monster energy drink, got me drunk, extracted the information he needed and has since disappeared. Not a peep. It's like I'm a bug he has preserved and framed on his wall. the things I said will surely be found in and held against me in some manuscript in the coming years

What was the info he needed? Your PIN of course which is something all good friends should share but I assume also more personal stuff such as your mother's maiden name, the primary school you went to and then to really get a feel for how you think he would want to know the name you chose for your very first pet as a tiny little child, which is your favourite film and your most beloved book kinda thing? I do think it's very sweet he wants to know you so well.

Though after all that it is a little odd that he instantly disappeared and moved to Bermuda.
 
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Corpsey

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sus

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Two nights ago Suspended gave me a monster energy drink, got me drunk, extracted the information he needed and has since disappeared. Not a peep. It's like I'm a bug he has preserved and framed on his wall. the things I said will surely be found in and held against me in some manuscript in the coming years
It's only been 36 hours! I have another close friend in the city! If you were free to come to The Master with us tonight we could all meet! But you're busy going on Tinder dates with SAIC art hoes!
 

luka

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Two nights ago Suspended gave me a monster energy drink, got me drunk, extracted the information he needed and has since disappeared. Not a peep. It's like I'm a bug he has preserved and framed on his wall. the things I said will surely be found in and held against me in some manuscript in the coming years
thats how he operated cant believe u invited the wolf into your own home so naive
 
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