Instant Noodles.

[0bleak]

did you see the shrimp crackers?
looks like the kind of foul-smelling kind of snack my sister-in-law eats

 

[luka]

Anyone here ever tried those South Korean Buldak instant noodles?

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I had some a year or so ago, the ones with the black packaging I think, and they were insane, one of the spiciest things I've ever eaten in my life, a proper endurance test that opened up every single pore in my body. Since then I've feared trying them again but I'm gonna give the curry flavoured ones a go now. I'll let you know how I get on.

yeah i fucked myself up when i wasa well pissed on them i added fresh chilli and chilli sauce and even tho i was so fucked i could still feel the pain. sort of good.

 

[Mr. Tea]

yeah i fucked myself up when i wasa well pissed on them i added fresh chilli and chilli sauce and even tho i was so fucked i could still feel the pain. sort of good.

Bet it hurt the next day, too.

 

[luka]

i dont get that bumhole thing people talk about for some reason

 

[Mr. Tea]

i dont get that bumhole thing people talk about for some reason

Feels like fireworks!

 

[hmg]

i dont get that bumhole thing people talk about for some reason

Maybe it didn't touch the sides? Held at bay, like the contorted superheated plasma in a stellarator.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Maybe it didn't touch the sides? Held at bay, like the contorted superheated plasma in a stellarator.

Artist's rendering of luka's bumhole in action:

 

[hmg]

Must be using a sharticle accelerator

 

[yyaldrin]

Maybe it didn't touch the sides? Held at bay, like the contorted superheated plasma in a stellarator.

could be because of the enormeous shits due to heroin constipation

 

[Mr. Tea]

could be because of the enormeous shits due to heroin constipation

Or just the painkilling effects of the drug itself.

 

[wg-]

Corner shop find this morning while i was out getting the milk

 

[Murphy]

One of our crew brought a bunch of Naked Noodles to work last night as it was her round and she’s too fuckin lazy to cook unless the GBBO is on. Ok, she did a very nice batch of eclairs during lockdown tbf

Added water (stating the obvious) but they looked rank from the get go, tasted of ‘texture‘ so needed a slosh of low sodium soya sauce to add a beef/salt lick and even then what’s the point? Korean Beef? More as if Walker’s put a bunch of carbs through a disease inducing machine and experimented before creating a sub-brand

Avoid

Few alternative flavours. By flavours, the manufacture really means colour-coded themes - Korean this, Japanese that etc. They all looked the same (down Tea, down) served up in their pots as kettles got busy - browny green, greeny brown, yellowy brown, tiny specs of possible organic matter eg one pea, a 2mm wisp of pepper, a suggestion of spice, a green speck of maybe coriander, a shred of what might have been a seed casing

 

[Mr. Tea]

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Obscene, really.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Obscene, really.

IKR? Don't they know there are kids starving in Britain?