bandz ahoy
Type "pervert" into Google and hit the News tab and you'll get a lot of very non amusing stories that aren't about a vicar fucking a hoover



That woman was!

You get the flip too. Pint of wife-beater as cultural artefact. A mate called it a variety of Phil Tufnell face - a type of predatory male you’d see out on the piss, flushed cheeks, very polite until drunk. Cue sneers and you looking at my pint mate fury, repeat offenders propping up a chippy full of pub dust winding every cunt up. Gaggle of people trying to pull his female companion away during fractious verbals but stalker typologies? Proper fucked

See a lot of coercive control with work. One of the worst was during induction. A partner to a lass in an awful situation who, after being told not to abuse her by multiple people after her pregnancy, was still covertly pimping and raping her regularly, causing even more damage. About a year after her delivery she got pneumonia so she couldn’t street hustle bringing in £ and, shortly after, he murdered her. Total social services prolapse, multiple warnings didn’t get through or were ignored. Will never forget her face of distilled duress, stress and brutality caught in a half-smile

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Serious question: if you were to happen across Rees Mogg lying on his back, his eyes closed, his slender white hands crossed over his chest, right next to a stake and a mallet and with no witnesses around would you immediately stake him through the heart or masturbate first?


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Jacob William Rees-Mogg (born 24 May 1969) is a British politician serving as the Member of Parliament (MP) for North East Somerset,

Which Tory MP is the gimp prowler of Somerset?


Somerset’s brave battler for a Brexit that benefits him personally is the most obvious candidate, but rubber fetishism is an invention of the last 100 years and so beneath Rees-Mogg’s contempt. Fantasising about whipping slaves on his 19th century Malaysian rubber plantation is more his thing.