I love the bit where he said "it has to be real - but safe" I actually think I heard Dyer groaning in the background at that point "Nah it daant mate, gotta be a propa norty faking tear up and no mistake".
I saw the trailer for that at half time during the footie on tnt of course.
The other day I saw this weird comedy on iplayer called Henogeddon or something, all these lasses from brum on a hen night in Wales when an apocalypse wipes all the men and I suppose most of the women. They fashion spears out of sharpened dildos etc in a mad max type future. One of the girls has a septic wound on her leg and starts hallucinating that she is being visited by her dream man - Danny Dyer playing himself.