The Elon Musk Thread

[Mr. Tea]

"I'm not upset! YOU'RE upset!"

 

[Corpsey]

That Social Network fincher film played fast and loose with the truth to put it mildly but I thought it was an interesting character study of somebody who's very clever and destined to be insanely rich but is also fundamentally an unlikeable weird dweeb. I kind of class Bezos and Zuck in this category too. But maybe I'd hate any billionaire on principle?

 

[Corpsey]

And you know I've been and am a weird dweeb so I know all about the unquenchable thirst for approval. Luckily I've got absolutely no confidence work ethic or talent (or daddy's millions) so restrict my activities to dissensus

 

[Mr. Tea]

What do you reckon about this? Lot of people seem to think it was a stunt, and that he was planning to step down anyway.

 

[Leo]

the people have spoken.

 

[Mr. Tea]

the people have spoken.

Vox populi, vox dei.

 

[craner]

Excellent work, Elon:

Stephen Fry Joins Celebrity Twitter Exodus, Says “Goodbye” With Scrabble Message

Stephen Fry has become the latest celebrity to quit Twitter, following Elon Musk’s disruptive arrival at the helm of the platform as its new owner, and reportedly joined the rising alternative soci…

deadline.com

 

[sus]

Hard to write jokes lamer (and more desperate!) than Musk's teenage-Reddit humor, but somehow The Guardian has managed.

 

[sus]

Imagine being this insufferably self-congratulatory and small-minded, simultaneously.

 

[Leo]

Except the essence of what they said is true. You can disagree with a newspaper's perspective, but you can't deny the detrimental impact of a diminished free press. The reason George Santos got elected is because of the lack of local journalistic bandwidth, otherwise all of his lies and fabrications would have surfaced during the campaign.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Happy New Year, everyone!

Elon Musk suffers biggest loss of wealth in modern history with net worth collapse

Elon Musk has suffered the biggest loss of wealth in modern history, with his net worth dropping by more than $200billion (£166bn).

www.nme.com

🥲

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Rude Velvet]

Soon!

 

[WashYourHands]

Big penis fly!

 

[Leo]

Boys and their toys.

 

[version]

"The Telegraph has contacted Twitter for comment. However, Mr Musk has slimmed down the network’s communications with press over recent months – emails to its press office are now automatically responded to with a poo emoji."

 

[IdleRich]

"Elon Musk has spent billions on technology that has exploded in a massive fireball and is now a completely unusable piece of crap.
His SpaceX rocket was also destroyed earlier too."

 

[Mr. Tea]

Soon!

Quelle dommage!

 

[Rude Velvet]

^Super gay takes

 

[Rude Velvet]

It's as if you're a total nonentity judging the work of titans for a cheap chortle