Intoxication log

[shakahislop]

might have a cup of tea in a bit

 

[Mr. Tea]

might have a cup of tea in a bit

Steady on there, William S. Burroughs!

 

[yyaldrin]

when you guys say you drink whisky do you have one of those fancy glasses that go along with it and take a little sip every ten minutes? i've never understood how people are able to do that.

 

[luka]

A man with no access to metropolitan markets

No I drink a pint every 20 mins

 

[Corpsey]

I'm an amateur mate I don't have a special glass

My mate tells me that the nicer the whiskey the less you need ice and water etc.

 

[Corpsey]

No I drink a pint every 20 mins

Replying to himself fucking pisshead

 

[luka]

I smashed a special glass as soon as I arrived then I went to get shop to get another

 

[luka]

And smashed it

 

[yyaldrin]

I'm an amateur mate I don't have a special glass

My mate tells me that the nicer the whiskey the less you need ice and water etc.

yeh i've heard that one too, what mate is that? the d&b one? i was just asking cos i can't drink alcohol slow i need to drink it fast, my hand is always holding the drink and my arm is always bringing it to my face and i go gulp, gulp... another gulp.. gulp, gulp, gulp ... that's why i can't drink whisky i have no patience to look at the drink for so long before i take another tiny bit

 

[Corpsey]

you sip it cos its disgusting and then you tell yourself its nice, i think

 

[luka]

Just drink it fast it tastes nice babes

 

[Corpsey]

take a sip of the disgusting petrol fluid and tell yourself the burn is what you like

 

[luka]

take a sip of the disgusting petrol fluid and tell yourself the burn is what you like

My one cost 120 pound

 

[luka]

Cos I'm rich. You're poor

 

[Corpsey]

i used to think i was quite posh before i came on here

 

[luka]

120 for me is like 12 or 13 to you

 

[Corpsey]

i met some mates of mine at university they were from hertfordshire and sounded to me like eastenders cast

they said they were going skiing and i said 'YOU go skiing?'

 

[Mr. Tea]

Put a beard on this guy and it's basically luka.

 

[yyaldrin]

what kind of people were your forefathers corspey? did you ever look into the archives?

 

[yyaldrin]

i guess we all have prejudices one i have is when i see someone out in public drinking a wiskey somewhere very slow i think it's probably a cunt