Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[IdleRich]

Real tweet... name made up, no idea why that name came to me

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[craner]

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Covid: Boxing Day sales off in Wales ahead of lockdown on 28 December

Non-essential shops will have to close from Christmas Eve, with a level 4 lockdown from 28 December.

www.bbc.co.uk

Just total unmitigated Welsh fury!

 

[WashYourHands]

‘They took our coal and now they want our golf? NEVER!’

 

[mixed_biscuits]

"The first lockdown seemingly didn't work.

The firebreak seemingly didn't work (despite him saying it did).

So what shall we do? Another lockdown.

Einstein's definition of "stupidity" - repeating the same action over and over again in expectation of a different outcome."

 

[luka]

A firebreak is where you burn trees ahead of the path of the wildfire to prevent further spread so maybe we should 'burn' the most vulnerable members of the community? As in, humanely wipe them out.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

That's effectively what the firebreak does but with poor people.

 

[Leo]

are you pro or con firebreak?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Same sort of issue as with most lockdowns: puts off the inevitable (modulo vaccine) while causing mucho collateral damage.

 

[IdleRich]

A firebreak is where you burn trees ahead of the path of the wildfire to prevent further spread so maybe we should 'burn' the most vulnerable members of the community? As in, humanely wipe them out.

Yeah, the cucks.

 

[IdleRich]

are you pro or con firebreak?

Sort of but better, he's advocating literally burning betas and soy boys for the good of the species.

 

[wild greens]

The wedding photographer had already spent an hour or two inside with the unmasked wedding party when one of the bridesmaids approached her. The woman thanked her for still showing up, considering “everything that’s going on with the groom.”

When the photographer asked what she meant by that, the bridesmaid said the groom had tested positive for COVID-19 the day before. “She was looking for me to be like, ‘Oh, that’s crazy,’ like I was going to agree with her that it was fine,” the photographer recalls. “So I was like, ‘What are you talking about?’ And she was like, ‘Oh no no no, don’t freak out. He doesn’t have symptoms. He’s fine.’”

The photographer, who has asthma and three kids, left with her assistant before the night was over. Her exit was tense. The wedding planner said it was the most unprofessional thing she’d ever seen. Bridesmaids accused her of heartlessly ruining an innocent woman’s wedding day. She recalls one bridesmaid telling her, “I’m a teacher, I have fourteen students. If I’m willing to risk it, why aren’t you?” Another said everyone was going to get COVID eventually, so what was the big deal? The friend of the bride who’d spilled the beans cried about being the “worst bridesmaid ever.”

Texas Wedding Photographers Have Seen Some $#!+

They know what you did this summer.

www.texasmonthly.com

 

[wild greens]

Pretty good story

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Shame the photog hadn't read that meta-analysis first?

In fact, that she turned up in the first place reveals that she wasn't too worried about asymptomatic transmission.

 

[wild greens]

Yawn

 

[mixed_biscuits]

It's a story about someone who is both ignorant and illogical.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

 

[wild greens]

Twitter

 

[wild greens]

What's your favourite biscuit

 

[mixed_biscuits]

No, I won't have your soggy biscuit.