Keir Starmer

[william_kent]

Aww. Like Fox Mulder, we all wanted to believe.

from the article in the "certain online paper":

A third person pointed out that the quotes may not be 100% accurate, telling the rapper: 'Ok so "Women for Wes" is something of a paroday/petdefender account, and this MIGHT be not actually true.

'On the other hand, the leader of the UK opposition really is that embarrasing (sic). Sorry you got dragged into it.'

so, it MIGHT be made up BUT IT COULD BE TRUE

I believe that may be how satire works?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Someone might have to explain to me what a "petdefender account" is?

 

[william_kent]

Someone might have to explain to me what a "petdefender account" is?

yeah, I was wondering that

I mean, I got "paroday" and understood someone couldn't spell but..

any young people in the forum?

 

[Mr. Tea]

yeah, I was wondering that

any young people in the forum?

I googled it and all I could find were websites for actual pet products. 🤔

 

[william_kent]

still, interesting to watch UK media in action as they escalate one, barely formed, sentence into a "furious tirade"

 

[william_kent]

next time @linebaugh is in the UK I'm going to serve him up a selection of rum and then get him to stick and poke me on my forehead with:

FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG

my forehead isn't that wide so he may have to reduce font size as he progresses

 

[william_kent]

now we have "AI" we don't need "cassette boy"

how long before this freestyle beef battle tape is a reality? cover art is ready to go!

 

[william_kent]

I'm Kier, kung fu with the smooth flow,

etc.,

 

[version]

I was bamboozled.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Shame, as Ice-T's 'golden age' rap flow coming up against Starmer, who'd no doubt be repping his endz with some sick grime bars, would have made for a very interesting clash, I feel.

 

[william_kent]

I found a photo I took of the hype sticker on my Ice-T album

I'm drunk enough to tell the tale for the 23rd time of how I once saw Ice-T buying white doves in the hacienda..zzzzzz

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm drunk enough to tell the tale for the 23rd time of how I once saw Ice-T buying white doves in the hacienda..zzzzzz

Well go on then. What happened?

 

[william_kent]

and almost drunk enough to tell about how I bought Ice-T's porno DVD



ICE-T - PIMPIN' 101
THE XXX GUIDE TO WORKIN' A HO

taking this to the till in an HMV and presenting it to a 16 year old girl resulted in dissolution of my ego and I became one with the multiverse

it gets 5 stars on Amazon, but it is rubbish

a bunch of softcore clips interspersed with ice-t running down the rules of 'da game'

SPOILER: the payoff is the final 'scene' where ice tells us the real 'ho' is a wife

 

[william_kent]

Well go on then. What happened?

there's a search function, but I'll save you the trouble..

here is one time I bored everyone shitless

disclaimer: I was really drunk when I posted this ^

 

[Mr. Tea]

there's a search function, but I'll save you the trouble..

here is one time I bored everyone shitless

disclaimer: I was really drunk when I posted this ^

OK, so there is a bit more to it than just that bare anecdote!

 

[subvert47]

even the G**rdian is asking what's the point of Keir Starmer now

 

[DannyL]

even the G**rdian is asking what's the point of Keir Starmer now

Not really, not as a matter of editorial policy. Pretty sure there's a big realignment going on as lots of journalists realise their current access to power is going to be worthless within 6 months and start jockeying for access to the new PM.

Same is probably happening with donations from business - would be interesting to see what's going on behind the scenes.

 

[DannyL]

In a curry house in Highgate, the great man is in here with his wife, sitting at the back.

 

[Mr. Tea]

In a curry house in Highgate, the great man is in here with his wife, sitting at the back.

Go over and say "luka says we should claw your balls off and stamp them into mush and then set the rest of you on fire, but I told him to stop being so silly."

 

[DannyL]

In a curry house in Highgate, the great man is in here with his wife, sitting at the back.

Various other people with him and what i assume is security, sitting by the entrance to the back of the restaurant.