The Weather.

[luka]

it doesnt matter where in the world you go youlll still be in england

 

[wg-]

I had a 70 mile journey home today and managed to drive through torrential rain, hailstones, blazing sun, gale force winds, rain again and then it was sunny when i went morrissons near the house

Quite like the schizophrenic english weather sometimes but fuck me it was ridiculous

@luka is trying to write a modern day Cain's Book, that's why he got a job on the boats, he's trying to put you off the scent. I've heard there's less smack in it than the original but loads more getting bummed

 

[Benny Bunter]

it doesnt matter where in the world you go youlll still be in england

I watched a Peter hitchens video on YouTube this morning, that's enough for me

 

[Benny Bunter]

I realised England was fucked 11 years ago and jumped ship haha

 

[Benny Bunter]

In the supermarket now, very drinkable bottle of wine for 4 euros

 

[Benny Bunter]

Quarter past eight at night and I'm wearing shorts

 

[Benny Bunter]

I love my life

 

[Mr. Tea]

In the supermarket now, very drinkable bottle of wine for 4 euros

Alright you fuck, no need to rub it in.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Quarter past eight at night and I'm wearing shorts

Gonna quote this when it's July and you're whining about being slowly baked alive.

 

[catalog]

I had this weird thing in America, particularly in Austin, where it was very humid, where I actually started to miss English weather

 

[Version]

Quarter past eight at night and I'm wearing shorts

hotline

chatline

going to cost you £1 a minute to hear this chat

 

[Benny Bunter]

hotline

chatline

going to cost you £1 a minute to hear this chat

😙

 

[Mr. Tea]

Alright you two, take it offline please.

 

[Benny Bunter]

You lot are getting it for free! Maybe I should get an onlyfans

 

[Mr. Tea]

I had this weird thing in America, particularly in Austin, where it was very humid, where I actually started to miss English weather

There's a lot to be said for a climate that's generally a bit meh.

 

[luka]

Alright you fuck, no need to rub it in.

hes literally bored out his nut hes got no mates

 

[luka]

ive tried living abroad, its shit, everyones boring theres no one to talk to

 

[luka]

get a job on a whaling ship. throw ropes at 4am. thats the only way. theres only two jobs in the world. throw ropes at 4am or street poet.

 

[Murphy]

Every job leads Britons back to conversations about the weather

 

[luka]

go abroad and youll end up like idle rich making 10000000000 word posts about what wild greens ends up calling your 'nonce watch'