Biscetti is Southern Baptist
A few years from now I’m expecting Joel Olsteens to be usurped by a New Messiah launched from across the great river of salt called the Atlantic, just with more CEPAC Swaggart-esque grift (all monies in Bitcoin, pls) and a 24/7 Edwin consultant at hand specialising in new levels of “on-call” tailoring
You’ll remember the moment for the rest of your days. “Jfc, it’s Him! He’s a genius tabletop footballer! God damn it why haven’t
I got on-call tailoring and bespoke fabric consultants?!”
Why not indeed,
@sus