Reality not so much 'fake' as being scripted by Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci - examples

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Bullfighting festival axed after bulls named ‘Feminist’ and ‘Nigerian’ slain

Century-old festival ‘crossed various lines’, says Gijón mayor, citing residents’ opposition to bullfighting

www.theguardian.com

 

[IdleRich]

Ha ha.... yes I have defeated feminism! And the other great enemy, a Nigerian.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I hope the one they called Feminist was a girl bull, at least.

 

[IdleRich]

Men can be feminists too...

 

[Mr. Tea]

Men can be feminists too...

Does that still work for non-human animals?

 

[IdleRich]

I would say a male cow is as likely to be a feminist as a female...

 

[WashYourHands]

Scimitars

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I remember him!

 

[wild greens]

 

[Mr. Tea]

I remember him!

Was he very deer to your hart? Ever go on a stag do with him?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Could be worse, at least he wasn't equating face masks with Zyklon B like a lot of plonkers.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Was he very deer to your hart? Ever go on a stag do with him?

I never got to meat him in the flesh but I hare he's quite pheasant

 

[WashYourHands]

Resting Queen goes for a drive around Windsor estate

Monarch seen alone in green Jaguar that she usually uses to take her dogs to go for a walk

www.theguardian.com

 

[Mr. Tea]

Resting Queen goes for a drive around Windsor estate

Monarch seen alone in green Jaguar that she usually uses to take her dogs to go for a walk

www.theguardian.com

You are the resting queen!
Old and mean!
A-hundred-and-seventeen...

 

[Mr. Tea]

Boris Johnson drawing up a list of people who can be fired to save his own sorry skin, and naming the plan "Operation Save Big Dog", definitely belongs in this thread.

 

[Mr. Tea]

wat

Prince Andrew would 'scream' if maids ruined his teddy bear collection

Prince Andrew is said to want his teddy bears to be positioned in a certain way

www.geo.tv

 

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Uni dropout rakes in £2m pretending to be a giant on OnlyFans

Kaya Corbridge says even a 'bad month' will see her earns tens of thousands of pounds

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Some people say it could be vulnerable in a strong wind. But for goodness sake, who's to say there's going to be a strong wind?