Reality not so much 'fake' as being scripted by Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci - examples

[luka]

fucking hell Tea keep it light

 

[IdleRich]

Toddler releasing an album she recorded in the womb....

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/feb/03/us-toddler-to-release-debut-album-recorded-in-the-womb

Edit: I like the way they stress that it is her debut album.

 

[Mr. Tea]

fucking hell Tea keep it light

Alright, I'll try and stick to the light-hearted stuff like the coup in Myanmar.

 

[Murphy]

Is the coup disguised as a school?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Is the coup disguised as a school?

It's wearing "Trust-Me" trousers.

 

[hmg]

Burmese kazoo Zumba bangs

 

[Murphy]

It's wearing "Trust-Me" trousers.

Trousers have been a rocky path today

 

[Corpsey]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[Corpsey]

Thread over.

 

[luka]

Thread over.

read the passion for denmark thread me & entertainment have spent all day trying to please you and make you happy and you just ignore us

 

[Murphy]

@Corpsey you got a kid now too

 

[muser]

 

[Murphy]

channelling Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

 

[Mr. Tea]

Burmese kazoo Zumba bangs

Give us a fighting chance, at least! How many letters?

 

[other_life]

if reality is scripted by chris morris, how did he get into the writer's room?

 

[luka]

by writing. this is one of the great secrets actually. the writers write the script.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

Some real gold in here!



One reply: "Still doing better than most redditors."

 

[IdleRich]

by writing. this is one of the great secrets actually. the writers write the script.

So he wrote the script and the script said that he gets to write it?

 

[Murphy]

All the letters in existence form autonomous temporary committees and align themselves with their vote allocation

 

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