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Reality not so much 'fake' as being scripted by Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci - examples
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Soft Machine’s Sir Karl Jenkins says he is not Meghan Markle in disguise
Mind you, that's exactly what you'd expect someone who was Meghan Markle in disguise to say, isn't it?
Mind you, that's exactly what you'd expect someone who was Meghan Markle in disguise to say, isn't it?
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Beyoncé blamed for inflation surprise in Sweden
The frenzy stoked by the start of the singer's world tour is seen driving up prices in Sweden.
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#NotTheOnion
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight
Earlier this month, Meta showed staff plans for a text-based social network designed to compete with Twitter.
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Attaching Massive Kites to Boats Will Help Slash Shipping Emissions
The global shipping industry is going old school, and using sails again.
gizmodo.com
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Might as well repost here:
Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
The comic was given seven stitches and says he is lucky to be alive.
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https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/23690732.boris-johnson-enjoys-watching-barbie-cinema-didcot/
Following his cinema trip Mr Johnson said in his column for Mail Online: "If you think that you will be left cold by a kaleidoscopic explosion of pastel plastic kitsch; if you never saw the point of Barbie, with her puzzling anatomy, let alone the point of her hopeless chum called Ken —then relax.
"I have anticipated your needs. For an outlay of only £11 per ticket at the superb local cinema in Didcot, hub of the universe, I have seen and foresuffered all."
Following his cinema trip Mr Johnson said in his column for Mail Online: "If you think that you will be left cold by a kaleidoscopic explosion of pastel plastic kitsch; if you never saw the point of Barbie, with her puzzling anatomy, let alone the point of her hopeless chum called Ken —then relax.
"I have anticipated your needs. For an outlay of only £11 per ticket at the superb local cinema in Didcot, hub of the universe, I have seen and foresuffered all."
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oxon cult maf thread for this sleazy gobshite surely
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Iranian estate agent arrested for transferring couple’s flat to dog
Video of transaction circulated widely, angering conservatives who see canine pets as symbol of Western decadence
www.telegraph.co.uk
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BBC star Chris Packham reported to police for sniffing goshawk chick
The TV presenter Chris Packham has been reported to police after he sniffed a wild chick on the BBC. The environmental campaigner was celebrating the return of
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OH NOES, NOT THE TERRORMAN!
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The fact that his guest is called Chip Chapman, but it sounds like Chip-Shop Man - adversary of the Terrorman, or his accomplice, perhaps? - makes it even better.
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Life imitating art (sort of). I think they should be grateful they weren't machine-gunned or dropped from a great height to a crunchy death.
Squid Game The Challenge: Players want compensation over injuries
A law firm says it is representing contestants it claims "suffered hypothermia and nerve damage" injuries.
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Paraguay official resigns after signing agreement with fictional country
Arnaldo Chamorro replaced after he signed ‘proclamation’ with representatives of fugitive Indian guru’s fake country
tinyurl.com
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Kmart: Australian store pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag
Kmart removed the festive-themed bag from sale after a Jewish group raised the likeness to Hamas.
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Because ham is haram and therefore offensive to members of Hamas, I guess?