The Great British Wank Bank

[Clinamenic]

Company Installs VR-Enabled Masturbation Pod for Employees

A sex startup is creating a VR-enabled masturbation pod for companies that want to make their employees very uncomfortable, very quickly.

futurism.com

 

[luka]

country folk have less opportunity to live out the up tight, posh and put together sexual conquest fantasy. the mom angle is universal but the country-city relationship could be a geographic analogue to mommy-son here

That’s absolutely brilliant!

limburger got a response

 

[linebaugh]

praise too

 

[linebaugh]

this was a good thread. Ill never understand jungle but with threads like this you still see the boards potential realized

 

[Mr. Tea]

i want to see @linebaugh get to work on the great yank wank bank.

Would probably be a 'spank bank' in US argot though, wouldn't it?

 

[wild greens]

That's why the country couples love dogging and outdoor swinging gaffs so much, their perspectives are different. Let's get back to nature and bum eachother in the dirt

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[wild greens]

I have played golf in the course next door to this a few times and it is fucking massive

Home • Eureka Naturist Club

Eureka is a private members club open from 11am, 364 days of the year. Located in Kent, the ‘Garden Of England’

eurekanaturistclub.co.uk

 

[Mellsman]

I have played golf in the course next door to this a few times and it is fucking massive

Home • Eureka Naturist Club

Eureka is a private members club open from 11am, 364 days of the year. Located in Kent, the ‘Garden Of England’

eurekanaturistclub.co.uk

Open all year around. Closed Christmas Day.​

The search continues.

 

[WashYourHands]

That's why the country couples love dogging and outdoor swinging gaffs so much, their perspectives are different. Let's get back to nature and bum eachother in the dirt

dogging had a mini golden age, 95-02 ish, ie start of dial up but it was as much city as country and hadn’t dragged in as many weirdos

don’t let the slurs of misplaced mayoral torcs from Detectorists put you off, almost wish I had access to defunct boards just to reference the depravity involved

anyway, good times!

 

[wild greens]

I have no opinion on the matter really- not to my taste- but i see them all the time near my country abode

 

[Corpsey]

It's hard to describe how fragile I've become since December, for whatever reason...

I forgot that I bared my soul in this particular thread, how appropriate

 

[Corpsey]

Just as they (who?) say you could rebuild Dublin circa 1904 based on what Joyce wrote in 'Ulysses', you could rebuild my life circa 2010-2023 (so far) by trawling threads on Dissensus.

 

[linebaugh]

Was having a conversation recently about that underclass of uk celebrity 'glamour models' the other day. The first thing I ever wanked to. Because they were allowed to be real people a child could find them on the internet without having to go to any shady websites.

 

[linebaugh]

Is this common over there? Does every young british boy have the exact same secual awakening or os it because theyre so visible they lose the allure?

 

[luka]

corpsey certainly did. hes talked about it in great detail. his favourites were jo guest and lucy pinder.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Is this common over there? Does every young british boy have the exact same secual awakening or os it because theyre so visible they lose the allure?

I'm pretty sure the number of male teenagers in the UK in the late 90s who felt Kelly Brook was too visible to have any allure was exactly zero.

 

[luka]

my teas favourite was kelly brook.

 

[linebaugh]

corpsey certainly did. hes talked about it in great detail. his favourites were jo guest and lucy pinder.

Lucy pinder was also the one for me. Does that mean corpsey is a late bloomer?

 

[Mr. Tea]

I picked that name purely at random to illustrate the point.
she was lovely tho.