Ridealong is our monthly feature where Brendan travels deep into game worlds to meet, question and journey with the inh…
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Strange reading this bloke recounting being led through a PC game like he's being escorted through Tarkovsky's zone by a stalker. It's all so vivid.
"There's a tunnel here somewhere we have to take and for the life of me I can't figure out where."
He peers around at the wall, he looks at the ISIS banner.
"Oh," he says, "it's behind the flag."
We burrow our way into the hidden tunnel with our bare hands. The tunnel is claustrophobic and jagged. It starts to move diagonally. Holes appear at our feet, with lava far below, and we have to plug the gaps with stone. Eventually we find another portal, leading back to the Overworld.
"All right," says James, stepping into the purple light. "We are either going to come out and see a base. Or we're going to come out and someone has put lava all over the portal."
He disappears. I wait to see what he says.
"No, it's good," he reports. "No death today."
I pop out at the other side and hear myself exclaim: "Trees!" We walk for a while and see a huge castle looming in the background, on the shore of a lake. Watermelon and pumpkin is growing in fields next to some buildings. Compared to where we have been, this place is paradise.