Michael Gove dancing to DJ Assault in Aberdeen nightclub

[tomfun]

He wandered into my friend Nina's night, stayed for over an hour while people took pictures and videos, the most amusing of which (for me) was him awkwardly shuffling to DJ Assault - Big Booty Hoes (And Sluts Too) which has now been immortalised by the daily record.

Michael Gove raves at Aberdeen club as ‘merry’ Tory MP leaves punters stunned

The senior Tory MP displayed some questionable dance moves in the small hours during this solo visit to Bohemia in Aberdeen city centre last night.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[mixed_biscuits]

At last

 

[Mr. Tea]

What the fuck would you do if you were one of the other punters? Say hi? Call him a cunt? Wallop him? Offer him a pill? Ask him if he can sort you out with some pills? The mind boggles.

 

[shakahislop]

maybe he's had a late life epiphany. realized he loves everyone. realized we're all mates. he'll be the first PM to back an official summer of love. he'll nationalise metalheadz. create apprenticeships in running dirty squat parties. a Ministry of Sound.

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

Tbh I prefer ass and titties. Though he was generally on top form at this time. Assault obv, not sure about gove at that time.

 

[tomfun]

Tbh I prefer ass and titties. Though he was generally on top form at this time. Assault obv, not sure about gove at that time.

Both Assault & Gove were relying quite heavily on the productions of Mr De' around this period, hence the quality of both of their output at the time.

 

[DLaurent]

I remember a Lord or similar on BBC Breakfast saying, "there's this DJ... Surgeon...".

 

[thirdform]

What the fuck would you do if you were one of the other punters? Say hi? Call him a cunt? Wallop him? Offer him a pill? Ask him if he can sort you out with some pills? The mind boggles.

Rob him in the toilets, standard london local beef style.

 

[Murphy]

and glass the cunt

 

[Mr. Tea]

Some good sound policies being offered here.

 

[Murphy]

He was pushing his luck. All it would take would be for one yeti to go “nah, fuck this Tory moomin” and smash

Screams, blood spurting like a fountain, Goves eyes full of terror and then a chant of “one nil to the ASC’s” as a polis baton charge ensues

 

[Murphy]

I was feeling all zen til a minute ago

 

[thirdform]

and glass the cunt

Sure, but I'll run away with his wallet and buy myself a load of peruvian flake. The poor guy who gets him glassed will have to deal with loyalists of the butchers apron.

 

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I don't find this thread funny because I'm pretty sure I've done something like this.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I don't find this thread funny because I'm pretty sure I've done something like this.

Hopelessly mismanaged several Cabinet positions?!?

 

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Hopelessly mismanaged several Cabinet positions?!?

Among other things

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

dj assault did one of the best sad sex songs ever. i think a lot of people overlook this one.



idk if gove has heard this one but i like the idea of him being sad at home and listening to this.

 

[Corpsey]

Matt Hancock is really into grime, isn't he? Clearly the Tories have impeccable musical taste. ("The devil has the best tunes", etc.)

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

tried to look up the assault sometimes lyrics on the net but no one has done the hard graft and transcribed them.

Matt Hancock is really into grime, isn't he? Clearly the Tories have impeccable musical taste. ("The devil has the best tunes", etc.)

cameron was into the jam and the smiths i think. was it gordon brown who talked about arctic monkeys? kind of dubious about that one. i can believe cameron listened to a little jam and smiths at oxford out of curiosity about a type of person far outside of himself.

 

[...]

Blair was a fan of Cream.