on a mission exploring the darkest occult sounds from the early 1990s
MC Money & Gangsta Gold - Glock Tight Smoked Out
today I slipped down the MEMPHIS RAP SIGILS iceberg
I once fired off 49 rounds from a glock 9mm, didn't hit the target once, handed the pistol with the last bullet to my brother and he was "I dunno I'm not into guns" but then he popped off and landed a shot straight to the dome, dead centre, between the eyes
^ me failing to hit a target with a glock 9 mil
that was in the USA, I tried to appeal to the range staff's better nature by saying "I'm from the UK, they don't let us have guns" but I didn't elicit sympathy and I wasn't allowed anywhere near the machine guns
my mate tells me I need to spend more time in Estonia, they have package deals where 50 quid at the firing range gets you 7 different firearms and some of the 'semi-automatics' may have a dodgy mechanism which has worn out so you can just spray lead
edit: on the other hand, one of the gay guys at work told me that Estonia is rubbish, their "dating apps" are shit, all the faces are pixellated out, he couldn't detect hot dudes, but they are really into saunas if that is what you are into