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Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I love it that the detail that he was not wanking while watching it somehow makes him sound like an even bigger weirdo.
 
shakahislop

shakahislop

Well-known member
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IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
william_kent said:
"Penile injuries from vacuum cleaners range in severity from edema, ecchymosis, and minimal lacerations that are not extensive enough to warrant suture, to degloving injuries requiring split-thickness skin grafting, and up to extensive lacerations of the glans, penile shaft, corpora cavernosa, and urethra. The more severe injuries can result in subsequent penile deformity and urethral strictures... The majority of the reported injuries were sustained when the erect penis was placed directly into the body of the vacuum cleaner or electric broom where the fan blades are located, approximately 15 cm from the inlet."
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Never thought about it before but a hidden benefit of the fact that these days there is way less stigma around sex toys is the fact that surely now noone needs to fuck a hoover - which must reduce the occurrence of these kinds of penile injuries.

Or is it like when gay sex was legalised and yet, although there were countless gay clubs and you could perfectly legally have sex in your own home or a hotel, some people still preferred the illicit thrill of hooking up with a random thug in a dirty public convenience in Soho?

"I've tried a fleshlight but it's just too clean, sanitised and safe for me, give me a rigid and non-ergonomic plastic tube with blades whirling millimeters from my bellend any day"

How much does a flashlight actually cost @Corpsey? Or anyone else obviously.
 
IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
How well known is the Đorđe Martinović
incident?

For those who don't know, just as the shooting of Archduke Ferdinand was one of the flashpoints that can be seen as the proximate cause of WW1, the injuries to the anus of Martinovic caused by the insertion and breaking of the fat end of a beer bottle - possibly by Albanians, but more likely by Martinovic himself - were entirely one hundred percent responsible for the Yugoslav civil war and the following dissolution of the country.

Dorde Martinovic was a Serbian farmer from Kosovo who was at the center of a notorious incident in May 1985, when he was treated for injuries caused by the insertion of a glass bottle into his anus. The "Martinović affair", as it became known, turned into a cause célèbre in Yugoslav politics. Although the facts of the incident remained in dispute for years afterwards, it played a role in worsening ethnic tensions between Kosovo's Serb and Albanian populations
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Đorđe Martinović incident - Wikipedia

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IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
A cause celebre? Really? But certainly noone could agree on who was to blame, there were mass debates going on all over the country afterwards.
 
IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
Corpsey said:
Are any of you into onlyfans?

I've not really explored it but I found a compelling one where the woman has a remote controlled vibrator that goes off everytime the audience tips her

The scenario is weird too - she's watching TV with a bloke and another woman and they're supposedly oblivious to her masturbating and she's glancing at the camera, at the audience of hunched over Herberts, as if to say "you naughty boy/s"

Cracked a few out over these videos already

And this is really only giving you a peep into the swamp of my subconscious
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Never looked at Only Fans (you gotta pay right? Strongly against my personal beliefs) but one of my friends used to do this thing called Chaturbate - I dunno how it different from OF but if anyone ever called it OF for convenience or cos they forgot she would be like "No, it's Chaturbate" .

But as far as I can tell if you are on Chaturbate people donate money in return for the right to ask you to stick a cucumber up yer arse or suck seductively on a dildo etc which... how is that different from.OF?

Also how do these things work? Like if you say "I'll give you x amount of money to perform this sex act" what's to stop them taking the money and not doing it... or if they do do it first, jow do they know the perv will pay as promised?
 
IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
Corpsey said:
N.B. I'm watching videos of this on the usual sites, not paying for it

But I can totally see the appeal
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What is the appeal here? Is she very attractive or is it the fake secrecy or do you simply like her being vibrated by people out in the world?

Cos I'm finding it hard to see the appeal here at all - but then it is a very visual medium, maybe whatever it is that makes it sexy can't be captured properly by a description of this nature.
 
william_kent

william_kent

Well-known member
Former Tory mayor, 67, died in a crack den after putting a plastic bag over his head and tying himself to a chair while seeking sexual pleasure, inquest hears

A former Tory Mayor suffocated to death in a crack den after putting a plastic bag over his head and tying himself to a chair while seeking sexual pleasure, an inquest heard.
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An inquest heard how a post-mortem examination found he had spent hours alone consuming crack cocaine and vodka before he was found dead in a camping chair in the market town of Bilston.
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Phone records showed the veteran councillor had arrived at the property at 2pm the day before with a bottle of vodka and other items.
He had used a shoelace to tie one of his arms to the chair and had placed a plastic bag over his own head.
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