The Assassin

[Corpsey]

Flash mob in Liverpool street they're all dressed as the assassin doing gangnam style

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[yyaldrin]

You see?

what kind of assassin would you be corspey? would you wear a specific outfit or what kind of little hints would you leave at the crime scene? who would be your target?

 

[Clinamenic]

"You're not a killer Corpsey -- and you never will be."

- Oliver Craner

 

[version]

 

[Mr. Tea]

what kind of assassin would you be corspey? would you wear a specific outfit or what kind of little hints would you leave at the crime scene? who would be your target?

He's probably assassinating another pint of Guinness right now.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Setting his sights on a packet of prawn cocktail Quavers as his next target.

 

[version]

Setting his sights on a packet of prawn cocktail Quavers as his next target.

 

[version]

There's erotic fanfiction being published about the shooter now.

 

[shakahislop]

 

[wg-]

Seems like they found him and his very public twitter account, which is a great shame

 

[version]

They're claiming he was in a McDonald's with the gun on him, a bunch of fake IDs and a manifesto. Maybe it's true, but seems very convenient and very sloppy considering how slick he seems to have been up until now.

 

[line b]

I really really really want another ceo to get shot

 

[Mr. Tea]

I really really really want another ceo to get shot

Nobody's stopping you, bro.

 

[Mr. Tea]

You might want to ask sufi to delete a few of your posts in this thread first, though.

 

[version]

There's a review of the Unabomber Manifesto on his Goodreads account. He's also read The Lorax.

 

[wg-]

I have read some of his goodreads now, quite interesting this live analysis by book review

The one on "Industrial Society and It's Future" is so incriminating if it's really him



Though it's been set to private now? Which is a bit suspicious I think

 

[version]

It does look like him if he's the guy in some of the pictures. The eyebrows are pretty distinctive.

 

[Clinamenic]

There's a review of the Unabomber Manifesto on his Goodreads account. He's also read The Lorax.

Alas it seems tough to fit the following passage on the shell casings:

“Because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better. It's not.”

 

[kid charlemagne]

I've just seen someone refer to him as "the Kendrick Lamar of killers" which is a bit embarrassing.

thats awesome