The Assassin

[kid charlemagne]

he rly is quite narcissistic

u couldnt be farther from the truth

 

[version]

I think the media attention, the letters from fans and admirers, the thousands of women lusting after him, the positive response from his fellow inmates and the large sum of money donated to his defense fund would go to pretty much anyone's head.

 

[kid charlemagne]

cops mishandling evidence..... luigi will walk fucking free

 

[luka]

trump is going to pardon him in the ultimate populist move. it will be like when pontius pilate released barrabas.

 

[IdleRich]

Trump pardons Luigi who then murders him to a rapturous reception and - doubling the irony by using Trump's tactics - wins the presidential election by a landslide before he can be brought to trial.

 

[ghost]

when trump said he could shoot someone on 5th avenue, he probably was right, if he just qualified who

 

[version]

when trump said he could shoot someone on 5th avenue, he probably was right, if he just qualified who

Corpsey.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Corpsey.

He'd finally live up his username.

 

[version]

Someone was saying the other day that Abe has to be up there as one of the most successful political assassinations as the bloke not only killed his target but also achieved his wider aim of exposing the links between Japanese politics and the Moonies and even managed to generate public sympathy after explaining his motives.

Shinzo Abe’s Assassin Succeeds in Turning Japan Against ‘Cult’

The shooting of ex-PM Shinzo Abe has blown open secret ties between Japan’s ruling party and the mass-marrying Moonies.

www.thedailybeast.com

Just gets better and better for this guy.

Japan court orders controversial 'Moonies' church to disband

The Unification Church came under scrutiny after the killing of former PM Shinzo Abe in 2022.

www.bbc.co.uk

The order handed down by a Tokyo district court will strip the church of its tax-exempt status and require it to liquidate its assets, but it will still be allowed to operate in Japan.​

 

[version]

US prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione

The 26-year-old is accused of shooting dead healthcare CEO Brian Thompson outside a Manhattan hotel.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[mixed_biscuits]

US prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione

The 26-year-old is accused of shooting dead healthcare CEO Brian Thompson outside a Manhattan hotel.

www.bbc.co.uk

I wonder whether Luigi is insured against this.

 

[version]

Someone dressed like a cop and driving something which reportedly looked like a cop car seemingly just assassinated a Democrat state rep. and her husband and shot a Democrat state senator and his wife.

 

[version]

Someone dressed like a cop and driving something which reportedly looked like a cop car seemingly just assassinated a Democrat state rep. and her husband and shot a Democrat state senator and his wife.

 

[luka]

Guess it was a cop in a latex mask then

 

[version]

Guess it was a cop in a latex mask then

I think the suspect's a private security guy.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I think the suspect's a private security guy.

He was apparently appointed by Tim Walz, whose name was on the list of people he planned to kill.

How d'you like that for gratitude, eh?

 

[Corpsey]

I'd rather be shot by someone without a creepy latex mask on thank you unless they were really ugly

 

[version]

 

[GhostofKinski]