I’m stuck in a miserable and futile existence

[shiels]

I’ve come round to the idea that it’s a man who’s written in as part of a cuck fantasy

 

[Mr. Tea]

ok but this is why Philippa couldn't just tell that lad to wank it out of his system.

No affair, and your biological chemistry is satisfied. what's the problem? But no christians love their booze but forbid istimna.

Yeah yeah, we know - 10 g of hash in yoghurt or GTFO.

 

[woops]

there was a mad 1 in metro mag where the guy was going im dying of terminal cancer and my wife is going on loads of nights out having a laugh and the reply was that's what you would expect her to do lol

 

[version]

She’s a selfish horny bitch. Me too. But embrace the fact you’re a deceitful bastard have some self respect and don’t lower yourself and plead to be absolved or vindicated by the guardian and some wet apologist spoof therapist congratulating you on doing your best! Sickening

Similar thing to that article about becoming a landlord being a form of "self-care",

Investing in Real Estate as Self-Care (Published 2022)

Many women seeking independence after a breakup or divorce have discovered emotional empowerment and even healing in real estate investment.

www.nytimes.com

 

[version]

This one has to be someone writing in as a prank. Surely?

I fantasise about group sex with old, obese men

The idea of being passed around by these men turns me on, but I can't bring myself to tell my fiance. What made me this way?

www.theguardian.com

I'm a slim, 31-year-old woman attracted to older, obese men – the uglier the better. I fantasise about being passed around by several of them. The thing that really turns me on is the idea of having to lift their stomachs and search for their penises, which are always difficult to find and a bit on the soft side. I haven't mentioned this to my fiance, because I think he would be horrified. Our sex life is fine, but I use the fantasy to help me climax. I feel guilty – what made me so sick?

 

[Clinamenic]

Lipophilia

 

[Murphy]

The fact she can’t find their flaccid appendages is the real clue to her erm quandary of self discovery

 

[Mr. Tea]

This one has to be someone writing in as a prank. Surely?

I fantasise about group sex with old, obese men

The idea of being passed around by these men turns me on, but I can't bring myself to tell my fiance. What made me this way?

www.theguardian.com

I'm a slim, 31-year-old woman attracted to older, obese men – the uglier the better. I fantasise about being passed around by several of them. The thing that really turns me on is the idea of having to lift their stomachs and search for their penises, which are always difficult to find and a bit on the soft side. I haven't mentioned this to my fiance, because I think he would be horrified. Our sex life is fine, but I use the fantasy to help me climax. I feel guilty – what made me so sick?

I saw this one years ago in an article about the perils of being a model for the photos that accompany these kinds of articles. I think there was an interview with the woman in this particular photo; IIRC, she's a lesbian, just to add an extra layer of irony.