MILF Manor

[Clinamenic]

Great thread, good quality banter across the dude-lad axis

 

[luka]

did mr tea really stick a pinecone up his bum? i keep seeing the tag everywhere but whats the origin of the story? must have a kernel of truth i guess.

 

[Clinamenic]

did mr tea really stick a pinecone up his bum? i keep seeing the tag everywhere but whats the origin of the story? must have a kernel of truth i guess.

Rumors that originate as tags tend to be true, I've found, except when they implicate me.

 

[Clinamenic]

@Mr. Tea is it true you put pinecones up your bum, to feel fireworks, a revelation, etc, or are you exclusive to fungi in this regard?

 

[Clinamenic]

I ask this because I also see "mr tea stuck a toadstool up his bum" is a tag, and it makes me wonder what else is going on.

 

[0bleak]

must have a kernel of truth i guess.

Corn on the Cob seems more likely then

 

[Mr. Tea]

@Mr. Tea is it true you put pinecones up your bum, to feel fireworks, a revelation, etc, or are you exclusive to fungi in this regard?

Mushrooms are far too squishy. They lack the necessary structural integrity.

 

[woops]

there's a whole mushroom and pine cone risotto in the works up there

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I thought Clinamenic's co-living diary had taken a turn for the interesting.

 

[Clinamenic]

I thought Clinamenic's co-living diary had taken a turn for the interesting.

Season 2 will start mid-March!

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

gutted i missed this and that there is no season two announced

 

[vershy versh]

‘It’s not an Oedipus complex’: why Japan’s ‘silver porn’ market is booming

Japan’s “senior” pornography market is one of the few areas of entertainment in which older women are the centre of attention. “In ordinary Japanese society, it’s almost like women disappear when they reach 50, but this was different. I liked that, and thought, ‘why not?’” Tōda says.

After the three initial movies sold remarkably well, Tōda was flooded with requests to appear again.

Her work forms part of a Japanese adult film market thought to be worth around ¥55bn (about £295m) a year, and which employs an estimated 10,000 performers.

guardian.com/world/2024/jan/28/its-not-an-oedipus-complex-why-japans-silver-porn-market-is-booming

 

[Murphy]

Average age of a Japanese care worker for the elderly is 65. Part of a renewed social contract to care for an ageing population meant incentivising care work for folks on the cusp of retirement themselves

*Weighs up googling Japanese geriatric porn knowing @william_kent probably has this covered

 

[vershy versh]

*Weighs up googling Japanese geriatric porn knowing @william_kent probably has this covered

Tōda is not alone in moving into the adult video sector later in life. Shigeo Tokuda, whose huge portfolio includes roles in Forbidden Elderly Care and The Manic Training of Lolitas, was recognised by Guinness World Records as the world’s oldest porn actor in 2017, when he was 83.

The 88-year-old Yuko Ogasawara did not make her debut until she was in her early 80s, while Maori Tezuka, who specialised in “accommodating” grandmother roles, retired in 2017 at the age of 80, telling the Tokyo Reporter website that acting in pornographic films had been “lively and fun”.

 

[Murphy]

Sorry Bill, Version’s got this completely covered

 

[Murphy]

Going some, mind, when you think about it (without conjuring up too much detail)

Oppenheimer clearly never weighed such factors up - “In 79 years these infants we’re about to nuke will be geriatric porn stars, maybe we should wait…….”

 

[vershy versh]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Tōda is not alone in moving into the adult video sector later in life. Shigeo Tokuda, whose huge portfolio includes roles in Forbidden Elderly Care and The Manic Training of Lolitas, was recognised by Guinness World Records as the world’s oldest porn actor in 2017, when he was 83.

The 88-year-old Yuko Ogasawara did not make her debut until she was in her early 80s, while Maori Tezuka, who specialised in “accommodating” grandmother roles, retired in 2017 at the age of 80, telling the Tokyo Reporter website that acting in pornographic films had been “lively and fun”.

Are we skipping GILF Manor and going straight to GGILF Manor, do you think?