A catalog in america

[sus]

I bought this at Bass Pro Shop. I'm going back tonight for a second round and to practice at the shooting range

 

[sus]

Duke Cannon would rather explore the Great Plains on horseback than navigate the parking lot of an outlet mall in a compact car. It's in the Great Wide Open, about 1000 miles from the nearest food court, where a light breeze carries the scent of old leather mixed with fresh rolled tobacco leaves.

Take a trip back in time when a nice, masculine scent didn't involve citrus fruits or flowers, and experience this American-made soap inspired by leaf and leather.

 

[sufi]

The bass shop was the best thing ever btw. Enormous. I need to upload photos.

how low can you go?

 

[catalog]

Neither the America pitched in that copy nor the America that would buy such a product exist anymore

 

[sus]

Well yes that's why there's all the nostalgia

 

[sus]

It's like tea being sad because some hedgehog only found in British hedgerows is threatened with extinction

 

[catalog]

It's only for the superstructure not real people like you, to post on here for the equivalent unreals

 

[mvuent]

I'm doing it I'm moving to India she can follow

have you considered living in the bass pro pyramid?

 

[mvuent]

australia is full of idiots. take it from me

sus sent me a great autofiction piece he wrote where he commits a cashed up Bogan genocide. a must read.

 

[luka]

sus sent me a great autofiction piece he wrote where he commits a cashed up Bogan genocide. a must read.

 

[luka]

'drive past your funeral like ha ha!'

 

[sus]

have you considered living in the bass pro pyramid?

This is a good idea I should stay at the hotel a while. I've decided to write a two part book series. The first book is about the Bass Pro Shop. The second book is about the Mall Of America. I will be doing full visual analysis of symbols, aesthetics, just like I'm visiting MoMA.

 

[sus]

Will you put me up on your couch when I need to come research Mall Of America mvuent

 

[catalog]

I am old enough to remember going to an American mall for the first time and it being a big deal. I went to a few this time and its nothing. They feel old and decrepit. That dream definitely over.

 

[mvuent]

Will you put me up on your couch when I need to come research Mall Of America mvuent

Of course! If I have a couch by then.

 

[mvuent]

Was just at the Mall of America for the first time since the 2000s. Sadly, the Rainforest Cafe is no more, and I didn’t see the haunted house ride. But when I worked at a hardware store last year my twelve year old coworkers all had the same memory as me of being terrified by it when they were younger so it can’t have been gone that long (if at all). Overall it felt the same though. The Mall of America is immortal in a way most malls are not.

 

[luka]

shocking that they let 12 year olds work in America. capitalism unchained.

 

[mvuent]

shocking that they let 12 year olds work in America. capitalism unchained.

Tbf, I wouldn’t say “work” is the most accurate way to describe that setting. It was mostly arguing about which soda in the cooler was best, interrupted only by a customer asking where the duct tape was etc. about once every two hours.

 

[catalog]

Mvuent lives in a timeless imaginary America a bit like huckleberry finn except there are some modular sythns lying around

 

[sufi]

Sadly, the Rainforest Cafe is no more,

don't worry it's still going in the heart of London's piccadilly

RAINFOREST CAFE, London - Leicester Square / Shaftesbury Avenue - Updated 2023 Restaurant Reviews, Menu & Prices - Tripadvisor

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I have to say that these extremely negative reviews do not adequately capture the full horror of the appalling plastic environment, soulless puppet animals, the ethical void and disgustingly exploitative concept - luckily there is nandos round the corner