malelesbian

Femboyism IS feminism.
So questioning gang culture and threatening people is toxic masculinity? Does that term have any meaning to you at all?
do the terms "gang culture" and "threatening people" mean nothing to you or do you not understand figurative language either? no arguments from rhetoric, if we allowed those your use of incel rhetoric would invalidate everything you've ever said
 

mixed_biscuits

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do the terms "gang culture" and "threatening people" mean nothing to you or do you not understand figurative language either? no arguments from rhetoric, if we allowed those your use of incel rhetoric would invalidate everything you've ever said
Oh, so gang culture's only bad if someone literally gets shot...otherwise completely nontoxic?
 

malelesbian

Femboyism IS feminism.
Oh, so gang culture's only bad if someone literally gets shot...otherwise completely nontoxic?
holy shit dude I was joking around. I didn't even say "gang" I said "clique". When I said they would "get hit" I meant get criticized. Anyone can see that. give me a fucking break dude. You're not even trying any more

ML sees gang culture as feminine because it's men cooperating.
I don't.
But you do see my efforts at cooperation as competitive, for no apparent reason.
 

mixed_biscuits

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holy shit dude I was joking around. I didn't even say "gang" I said "clique". When I said they would "get hit" I meant get criticized. Anyone can see that. Come the fuck on dude. You're not even trying any more
Have you never heard of euphemisms? Stick to your guns, so to speak

It is ridiculous that you cry off 95% of conceptual frameworks because you're afraid of getting cooties
 

Mr. Naga Pickle

Well-known member
Sure! Biology can teach us particular things about culture. The point was it can't teach us EVERYTHING about culture.
Malelesbian: Hell yeah!

Malelesbian: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Femboy #2: Stick your nuts in there, wigga.

Malelesbian: Spread them ass cheeks.

Femboy #2: Spread your ass cheeks!

Femboy #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Femboy #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

Malelesbian: Awwww, wigga.

Femboy #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Femboy #3: Awww, wigga. Get 'em… get 'em - spread 'em bitch!

Femboy #2: (encouragingly) Relax your ass, wigga. Spread the cheeks.

Malelesbian: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.

Femboy #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Femboy #4: (flabbergasted) My balls too tight for that shit.

Femboy #3: Awww... that's right, bitch.

Malelesbian: Shit... first nut's in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Femboy #2: That's right, bitch!

Femboy #4: (flabbergasted again) Wigga! My balls too tight for that shit, wigga.

Femboy #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Malelesbian!

Femboy #2: Who you talkin' to, Malelesbian?

Femboy #3: Freak that bitch out then, Malelesbian!

Malelesbian: Awww, yeahhh... Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' asshole.

Femboy #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the asshole. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Femboy #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Femboy #4: Wigga, flip the dick --- (uncontrollable laughter).

(background remarks)

Malelesbian: Wigga, what - what.

Femboy #2: That wigga clownin'!

Femboy #3: What, what!

Femboy #2: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy, ain't it? Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.

Femboy #4: (dumbstruck) That's the first time I ever seen that shit like that.

(background remarks)

Femboy #4: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. Aww shit wigga, what.

Malelesbian: (bouncing up and down with an energetic smile) Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like shit, wigga,
I'll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin' my nuts snug - it won't even let my nuts out the ass.

Femboy #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Femboy #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

Malelesbian: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Femboy #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

Malelesbian: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn day. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah.
(panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Femboy #4: Mmmm.

Slavoj Zizek: Pull your dick out, then your nuts.

(some time later, with Malelesbian still DP'ing Dasha Nekrasova)

Dasha Nekrasova: (giggles lightheartedly)

Malelesbian: (removes penis, making popping noise with Dasha Nekrasova's vagina)

Femboy #4: There's ya dick.

Malelesbian: (removes testicles, making yet another popping noise - this time with Dasha Nekrasova's anus)

Femboy #2: AWWWWWWWWWW! (laughter)

Malelesbian: BOOYAH! Mmmmmmmmnnnnnh!

Femboy #4: (surprised) Cool!

(various scattered remarks)

Femboy #3: That wigga's nuts was hanging DOWN in her ass!

Malelesbian: I told you dat asshole had a tight grip!

Femboy #2: OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!

Femboy #4: (stupefied by what has transpired) That's some shit, that's some shit. That IS some shit. That's some shit.
 

malelesbian

Femboyism IS feminism.
Malelesbian: Hell yeah!

Malelesbian: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Femboy #2: Stick your nuts in there, wigga.

Malelesbian: Spread them ass cheeks.

Femboy #2: Spread your ass cheeks!

Femboy #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Femboy #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

Malelesbian: Awwww, wigga.

Femboy #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Femboy #3: Awww, wigga. Get 'em… get 'em - spread 'em bitch!

Femboy #2: (encouragingly) Relax your ass, wigga. Spread the cheeks.

Malelesbian: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.

Femboy #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Femboy #4: (flabbergasted) My balls too tight for that shit.

Femboy #3: Awww... that's right, bitch.

Malelesbian: Shit... first nut's in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Femboy #2: That's right, bitch!

Femboy #4: (flabbergasted again) Wigga! My balls too tight for that shit, wigga.

Femboy #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Malelesbian!

Femboy #2: Who you talkin' to, Malelesbian?

Femboy #3: Freak that bitch out then, Malelesbian!

Malelesbian: Awww, yeahhh... Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' asshole.

Femboy #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the asshole. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Femboy #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Femboy #4: Wigga, flip the dick --- (uncontrollable laughter).

(background remarks)

Malelesbian: Wigga, what - what.

Femboy #2: That wigga clownin'!

Femboy #3: What, what!

Femboy #2: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy, ain't it? Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.

Femboy #4: (dumbstruck) That's the first time I ever seen that shit like that.

(background remarks)

Femboy #4: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. Aww shit nigga, what.

Malelesbian: (bouncing up and down with an energetic smile) Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like shit, wigga,
I'll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin' my nuts snug - it won't even let my nuts out the ass.

Femboy #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Femboy #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

Malelesbian: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Femboy #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

Malelesbian: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn day. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah.
(panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Femboy #4: Mmmm.

Slavoj Zizek: Pull your dick out, then your nuts.

(some time later, with Malelesbian still DP'ing Dasha Nekrasova)

Dasha Nekrasova: (giggles lightheartedly)

Malelesbian: (removes penis, making popping noise with Dasha Nekrasova's vagina)

Femboy #4: There's ya dick.

Malelesbian: (removes testicles, making yet another popping noise - this time with Dasha Nekrasova's anus)

Femboy #2: AWWWWWWWWWW! (laughter)

Malelesbian: BOOYAH! Mmmmmmmmnnnnnh!

Femboy #4: (surprised) Cool!

(various scattered remarks)

Femboy #3: That wigga's nuts was hanging DOWN in her ass!

Malelesbian: I told you dat asshole had a tight grip!

Femboy #2: OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!

Femboy #4: (stupefied by what has transpired) That's some shit, that's some shit. That IS some shit. That's some shit.
This is funny on so many levels. This has got to be the funniest post in this whole thread. It perfectly sums up my relationship with Dissensus.
I make a serious philosophical claim, you quote it and post a massive pornographic fantasy about me. You spend more time on this fantasy than you do responding to my philosophy. And the very framing of your post implies that you think this fantasy IS some kind of response to my philosophy.

Honestly, if you guys think writing out elaborate porn-brained fantasies about each other is a worthwhile way to spend you time, then I guess shame on me for thinking any of you would have ever cared about feminism.

Also what does it mean that a man's "nuts are too tight to fit inside" a woman? Wouldn't it be easier to penetrate a woman using your balls if your balls were tighter?
That whole post was a gold mine of humor. It was one of the stupidest posts I've ever seen on the internet, but for once it WAS funny.
 

malelesbian

Femboyism IS feminism.
honestly, even I think mods should lock this thread after Cooking Mama's magnum opus. most of you won't ever write anything that funny in your entire lives, much less this thread
 
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