american bullys and human pitbulls

[Murphy]

ban Labradors

Isabelle Dinoire: Life after the world's first face transplant

Seven years ago Isabelle Dinoire, became the first ever person to have a face transplant. Here she describes what it's like to look in the mirror.

www.bbc.co.uk

if Corpsey survived such a mauling crowdfunding for an op is doable

 

[Murphy]

edit I can’t leave that there

 

[ghost]

i just want to say, we don't have the "American XL Bully" in the US. total misnomer, totally british phenomenon. nobody here has even got a clue of the concept. we just have "dogs" mostly.

 

[sus]

Im loving the image of london as an animal free for all where a bully lurks around every corner drinking the warm blood of a toddler. Commuters sprinting to the bus as a horde of dogs slam the glass and gnaw at the pane as the the bus pulls off

Aren't knives illegal there too? Really really funny. I was just talking with a friend about how impotent British policemen are. There's none of the "fear" factor. Here, cops come and it's an oh-shit moment, people are edgy. There, it's like school prefects, you give em the bird and run away, they chase after you in their high-viz vest

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Aren't knives illegal there too? Really really funny. I was just talking with a friend about how impotent British policemen are. There's none of the "fear" factor. Here, cops come and it's an oh-shit moment, people are edgy. There, it's like school prefects, you give em the bird and run away, they chase after you in their high-viz vest

When the Parisian riot police used to board tube carriages at one end, everyone would reseat themselves quick-smart all the way down the other end.

The only reason to move for a British copper is to give him room to take the knee

 

[pattycakes_]

Did you know women are allowed to piss in their helmets?

 

[shakahislop]

this might be totally obvious but the name 'American Bully XL' is exactly the kind of thing that's going to appeal to the people buying them, and mroe importantly, couldn't be more directly targeted to get up the nose of the UK public. they literally sound like dickheads

 

[shakahislop]

American = bad
Bully = bad
XL = bad

 

[version]

Yeah, sounds like a truck or a burger or something.

 

[Murphy]

insurrectionist Twitter handle

 

[shakahislop]

American = bad
Bully = bad
XL = bad

those stupid americans making things that are far too big. monster truck aggression.

 

[Clinamenic]

Aren't knives illegal there too? Really really funny. I was just talking with a friend about how impotent British policemen are. There's none of the "fear" factor. Here, cops come and it's an oh-shit moment, people are edgy. There, it's like school prefects, you give em the bird and run away, they chase after you in their high-viz vest

 

[hmg]

I knew you sick cunts would be all over this

seems too late, so many crossbreeds of boerboels and mastiffs you wouldn’t want either hanging off your face

 

[Mellsman]

Dog looks surprised at being banned. Who me?!

 

[IdleRich]

ban Labradors

Isabelle Dinoire: Life after the world's first face transplant

Seven years ago Isabelle Dinoire, became the first ever person to have a face transplant. Here she describes what it's like to look in the mirror.

www.bbc.co.uk

if Corpsey survived such a mauling crowdfunding for an op is doable

Are you implying it would be relatively cheap to buy him a new face?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

All of the banned bullys should be relocated on an uninhabited island somewhere because it would be fascinating to see what has evolved 20 years down the line when we come back to visit.

 

[Clinamenic]

All of the banned bullys should be relocated on an uninhabited island somewhere because it would be fascinating to see what has evolved 20 years down the line when we come back to visit.

Sounds like the premise of Isle of Dogs.

Isle of Dogs (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[hmg]

All of the banned bullys should be relocated on an uninhabited island somewhere because it would be fascinating to see what has evolved 20 years down the line when we come back to visit.

Cordoba dogs were so fierce and aggressive it was difficult to get males and females to mate, seems to be a self limiting enterprise

 

[Murphy]

But you’ve managed to have sex (apparently)

 

[Corpsey]

Ban staffys next imo