could this be the worst thread ever? apart from the one about pencil sharpeners

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Yes that's true

And that's exactly the sort of list I'd knock together

Me too, don’t worry mate

 

[luka]

Yeah you'd never get Ghostbusters in the sight and sound list (nor the Matrix)

matrix is 28 places higher. good list.

 

[Clinamenic]

matrix is 28 places higher. good list.

Did you ever play the old matrix video games?

 

[luka]

no. didnt know they existed im playing batmaN arkham knight you get to drive the batmobile

 

[Clinamenic]

no. didnt know they existed im playing batmaN arkham knight you get to drive the batmobile

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

Heat is an important choice for film bros. Michael mann in general.

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

For film blokes tho i imagine edgar wright. Hot fuzz, shaun of the dead. Bro films that dont take themselves too seriously. So not there will be blood. But bad lieutenant 2 new Orleans is acceptable. Or films that are purely entertaining. Like terminator 2. But not naked lunch. Too weird.

 

[Clinamenic]

Haha the Film Bloke Canon I guess is probably a bit different, you're right.

 

[Clinamenic]

The Trip
The Trip to Italy
The Trip to Spain
The Trip to Greece

 

[Clinamenic]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

Alan partridge The movie
Withnail and i
How to get ahead in advertising if its an adventurous film bloke
But nothing too out there or obscure
True romance is a good one
Written by tarantino and violent but not too well known like pulp fiction so you can claim some hip bloke points

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

Ghost Dog is ok as its about a hitman but not other jarmusch as theyre boring in comparison

 

[Clinamenic]

Ghost Dog is ok as its about a hitman but not other jarmusch as theyre boring in comparison

Down by Law is definitely an Art Film Bro Canon entry though

 

[sus]

This is the worst thread to ever get so many replies so quickly

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

I imagine the film bloke would be a mark kermode 6 music type

 

[Clinamenic]

Down by Law is definitely an Art Film Bro Canon entry though

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

Film blokes like to see themselves as fair minded. Not into anything too arty, or too commercial. Just films that are original and good but not pretentious. Cinenatic blokiness. Their fave film is trainspotting. Danny Boyle is a hero. they buy cheap DVDs at fopp.

 

[luka]

This is the worst thread to ever get so many replies so quickly

maybe the worst thread full stop

 

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If we gave the Dissensus Americans the chance to compile a Top 100, Attack of the Clones and Showgirls would be top of the list and Waltzes from Vienna would be ranked higher than Vertigo. It would be simultaneously catastrophic and brilliant.

 

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This is the worst thread to ever get so many replies so quickly

I don't know why version is liking this comment when he wrote most of the replies