What's on at the movies

[shakahislop]

Americans are great at going to the cinema they really excel. Massive buckets of popcorn and people laugh and clap. Everyone chucks popcorn on the floor for some reason

 

[shakahislop]

In England and France everyone sits in silence and is afraid to chew their malteasers too loudly

 

[shakahislop]

the chairs are like brainwashing chairs, you lean back all the way and get bombarded by massive screens and it's incredibly loud

 

[shakahislop]

if it's your birthday you get free popcorn

 

[shakahislop]

sometimes you can ladle the melted butter onto your popcorn yourself

 

[shakahislop]

I'm on the bus and I've been encircled by eight year olds

 

[0bleak]

you're totally wrong but i'll have you know that none of these films were my choice, it's just better to let my girlfriend decide what to watch

smart man

 

[0bleak]

shaka going to the movies in the states

 

[Corpsey]

The last film Luka liked was "Jungle Cruise" with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

 

[Murphy]

death to america

@DHS

 

[shakahislop]

shaka going to the movies in the states

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gasper noe films are a bit like that. i think he's a real cunt

 

[Murphy]

Fuck cinemas, what a monumental waste of time

£12 for a twix, 25£ for a seat covered in lice and the headrest thing? Rank

 

[Murphy]

US cinemas and butter dispensers, wtf is that all about

i know the food cultures aren’t all garbage but there’s a pressure valve effect with liquid butter on tap

 

[Murphy]

Americans are great at going to the cinema they really excel. Massive buckets of popcorn and people laugh and clap. Everyone chucks popcorn on the floor for some reason

peak between Christmas Day to new year‘s day late afternoon or post dinner group outing, *add booze

Alexandria had a superb venue, beers by the cup, old vaudeville type gaff, stalls and balconies, different nights had a cup cake making group (see the show) who started selling in places like the above

*less menace with Americans and booze in key environments, they can drink slowly and merrily so why not at the movies

 

[Murphy]

Americans and booze

not everywhere, clearly

 

[shakahislop]

i saw that marvel one about africa - whatever it was called.....I AM WRITING LIKE WILLIAM KENT BY ACCIDENT - Black...Panther up in harlem at a free screening in marcus garvey park. the ideal audience people just react more i think

 

[shakahislop]

Stop going to things shake it's compulsive behaviour. Just stay in and stare at the wall.

that is basically what going on disesnsus is

 

[Murphy]

saw Avatar in DC at a public showing can’t remember the square

total mix of people, homeless got a free evening’s entertainment, students, tourists, actual Washingtonians but, because dusk is so rapid, the place started to swarm with cicadas moths bugs fireflies and mozzies all attracted to the light

you can get munched bad in swamp country

 

[Corpsey]

i saw that marvel one about africa - whatever it was called.....I AM WRITING LIKE WILLIAM KENT BY ACCIDENT - Black...Panther up in harlem at a free screening in marcus garvey park. the ideal audience people just react more i think

Isn't this black American ppl not Americans in general?

I couldn't stand that, ruining my enjoyment of the nutty professor 6

 

[shakahislop]

Isn't this black American ppl not Americans in general?

I couldn't stand that, ruining my enjoyment of the nutty professor 6

the americans will know better but it's kind of everyone i think with the black people doing it in their way (or however you're supposed to write this without sounding like a nazi, please add in the bits that make me sound like i'm not a nazi, thankyou)