Kid Charlemagne is Pussy Whipped

[0bleak]

I really love your drawings.

If that's really true then I might even have a go. BUT they don't even be as good as @kid charlemagne

 

[catalog]

Please do have a go @0bleak

 

[mixed_biscuits]

ok, look, the way I see it, there's 1 of 3 things going on here:
1. No offense meant, but the kid really is autistic/nvld/pdd-nos (or something similar) and somehow the rest of you all are too dumb to see it.
2. I and others on this board are being trolled and possibly some of you are in on it. In which case, I guess, fool on me again.
3. He really is an exemplar of Gen Z, in which case, no words... just no words (I know this sounds really mean, but remember the dumb ass that's it's coming from)

I diagnose you with foot-in-mouth disease and I think it's incurable.

 

[dilbert1]

PSA for you guys instagram story likes are visible and you do get a notification. And the likes are even recorded in your archive after the story has expired. How do you not know that

 

[yyaldrin]

that whole story/reel thing is when i lost the plot and started feeling old. it's just so counterintuitive and fast, and people share stories of stories and they copy other stories in their stories with links and texts half cut-off and have back and forth discussions but how am i to have an overview? i've never posted a story myself so i don't know who can see you liking a story, i've never liked a story either, i thought it would be the equivalent of whispering something in someones ear at a party.

 

[line b]

It's more like silently making brief eye contact at a party

 

[sus]

its just the fact that she would do that after how she ended things with me that drives me crazy.... all ties back to how she doesnt take me or my emotions serioiusly..... I FUCKIN HATE THIS FUCKIN GIRL FUCK

Hatred is a disease. It will eat you alive. There is a demon inside you. Purge her.

 

[IdleRich]

 

[0bleak]

Please do have a go @0bleak

Actually, I might do a poem first, but you all have to seriously promise not to laugh at me, mock me, or ridicule me.

I want to see promises from at least several members of this board before I do.

 

[catalog]

I promise. This is like mad max furuosa. The white faced ones. Freedom!

 

[kid charlemagne]

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Hatred is a disease. It will eat you alive. There is a demon inside you. Purge her.

his is true.... you are right.... peace comes from within

 

[Ian Scuffling]

Sus is right. The sooner you purge yourself of the need for this woman's validation the better. I've been in your position far too many times and have been driven to clinical insanity by it. Better even to be single and living a half life than to be addicted to sexual validation. Lock in. Make progress. Find another direction for your libido, like basketball. I started doing MMA and now the desire to not be humiliated in sparring drives me more than the need for female companionship. The woman who understands this and reads more than me will become my wife.

 

[Ian Scuffling]

Also I dunno what the fuck 0bleak is on about but, with all requisite respect, it stinks of projection, which I say because someone I knew once did that to me to the point that I had cut them out of my life. You're correct in saying it's frivolous to prioritize naming and classifying the problem over finding a solution.

 

[luka]

i promise you it is not number 2.... sus and line b have met me enough to validate that this thread is just how i act/am

Limburger said you're not all the wide eyed naif you present as. He said its all a canny ruse. A mask to hide behind. He said The Kud is "somewhat intelligent, despite appearances. "

 

[0bleak]

Also I dunno what the fuck 0bleak is on about but, with all requisite respect, it stinks of projection, which I say because someone I knew once did that to me to the point that I had cut them out of my life. You're correct in saying it's frivolous to prioritize naming and classifying the problem over finding a solution.

You say it stinks of projection, but that's kind of the point, AND the whole reason I brought it up was to help him find a solution.
As much as how much members on this board want to kick against the idea that knowing the name of the thing is just as bad if not worse than having the thing, again I want to say that i want to assure people that things would have been a million times better for me if I had discovered at the age 9 rather than 29.

 

[0bleak]

I'm also assuming none of you all have ever frequented autism (or related) message boards and read countless stories about how it took a friend, co-worker or near stranger to point things out and that there life made a positive turn for the better because of that. (I SO MUCH WISH I HAD SOMEONE DO THAT FOR ME!!!!!!!!)
And I could also very well be very wrong, but I don't think knowing is worse than not knowing.

 

[dilbert1]

Not sure how much you frequented the Brooklyn Cultural Mafia thread but sus is leaving out that amongst kid’s generation its a badge of honor and an almost pathological tic to admiringly label oneself autistic. Your culture has become their costume

 

[0bleak]

I do also admit the medical establishment is far from perfect: https://www.dissensus.com/threads/14670/page-7#post-781554
but I'd like to think they've learned a lot in the last 33 years

 

[Murphy]

 

[kid charlemagne]

Limburger said you're not all the wide eyed naif you present as. He said its all a canny ruse. A mask to hide behind. He said The Kud is "somewhat intelligent, despite appearances. "

luka loves parroting things that limburger and sus say about me.... ill keep having my fun regardless.... just wait until i show up to get my poem from you and ur typewriter