Kid Charlemagne is Pussy Whipped

Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
It’s messy but 11% of lady jizz is urine so lean into it - getting wet - is what I’m saying

You get soaked, you did your job son! That’s all you can do - revel in it (see hpv shot hep etc)
 
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0bleak

Well-known member
Murphy said:
Step up or step off, Kid, you could be dead any moment, just any conversation too early with ‘ring’ in it run, run fast
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One thing that I will say though, is, after you've been hurt enough and become jaded and cynical, don't also run from commitment or even letting yourself be a little vulnerable.

Like, if you've only been dating a little while and you really like her, and she tells you about a job offer she got and she asks you if she should move, don't be a dumbass playing it cool and say something like "whatever you think would be best for you." - say that you like her and that you don't want her to move, but would understand if she felt like it was too good of an opportunity. SHE WAS FUCKING TESTING YOU BRO - YOU'VE DONE FUCKED UP AND NOW SHE'S GONNA MOVE EVEN THOUGH SHE WOULD HAVE HAPPILY STAYED
and if by some MIRACLE OF MIRACLES, a year or so later after you've both moved to different cities, but she comes back into your life again through a series of very timely, happy coincidences don't double down even further on dumbass when she asks you why you would like it if she moved there because you've let yourself become so damaged, cynical, and jaded that you can't even muster up the words to say something as simple as I really like you.
IT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
versh said:
Why try and kick this off again, you knob. The rest of us don't want another thread derailed by this shit.
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Fair enough.

I wasn't intending to "kick anything off" because I really do have him on ignore and had assumed he me on ignore, too.
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
Eye droppers wtf

the lads might have mixed views on acid, but don’t get into it just because there’s an 8% chance you may fingerbang another cold-hearted vixen and she says “let’s do acid” so you take the blotter or droplet and then just as it comes on she starts making out with one of your mates
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
whole fuckin world out there, why aren’t you travelling Kid?

there are women abroad, just remember never never new balance

my work here is done
 
kid charlemagne

kid charlemagne

Well-known member
Mr. Tea said:
The Kid's posts in the last few pages make me really glad I grew up before social media as such really existed.
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its odd to think about really..... i cant comprehend life before social media...... its something striking when i watch old movies or read books..... what did people do? what was life really like?
 
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