How often do you think of Death? Of killing?

ghost

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also those guys in brooklyn, their dads all work at hedge funds, they won't be happy at all
 

ghost

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Who is a more deserving target
i was thinking the guy who designed moynihan train hall to have no benches but apparently he's already demapped himself. put his head in a microwave. tragic really.
 
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line b

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look, i'm gonna be straight with you. if you killed steve cohen you'd be an idiot. we'd get wall to wall coverage of his role in the gamestop short squeeze, you'd be a hero to the nasdaQanon losers who believe that an evil conspiracy theory is preventing gamestop stock from going higher. it'd be the ultimate fuck-you to Luigi, a man who was against the existing healthcare system, absolutely not natty, and Killdozerpilled into taking decisive action that did achieve its goal. you would be condemned by everyone, forgotten by time, and you'd die in prison, even the prisoners unexcited by you—if you even managed to do it.
He owns the mets
 

ghost

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He owns the mets
Lots of wealthy owners ruin the game by doing pay-to-win schemes, tilting the board, making the game not fun anymore. Only the teams with money stay ahead. Not Steve Cohen. The Mets still suck ass. He should be praised for his restraint.
 

kid charlemagne

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that's like 100 people and they smell crazy. i'm getting told luigi is a hero by doctors and nurses. i also think cuba sucks to live in.

but really like "he's a hedge fund guy"? lazy ass. you really aren't gonna make anything of your life like this.

private equity guy could maybe be defensible depending on the details, like maybe they made ski passes expensive or airport snacks or nursing homes. but hedge funds… like who are you even trying to help?
alright alright i wont kill steve cohen to impress mentally ill women who drive me insane..... thered be some thrill to it i would say.... but i can find that thrill elsewhere in life i guess
 

kid charlemagne

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i was thinking the guy who designed moynihan train hall to have no benches but apparently he's already demapped himself. put his head in a microwave. tragic really.
hot girl on twitter tweeted about this.... how long are you getting to the station that u need to wait on a bench?
 

ghost

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first of all, i tweeted about it first, although i think she's very nice. second of all, 45 minutes after a 30 minute delay for the train.
 

line b

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I really think it should be corpsey. Everyone seems properly disgusted with him at this point, especially the Americans. Every time we meet up we go in a circle and spit in condemnation at the thought of him it's time for the man to go.
 

line b

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Alternatively it would be really funny if he killed beiser. Maybe we could get beiser to live tweet about it while it happens
 

0bleak

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Alternatively it would be really funny if he killed beiser. Maybe we could get beiser to live tweet about it while it happens

Beiser?
 
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