Shopping Mall Polytheism

[luka]

Beer Cheese & Pretzels​

A creamy blend of cheese infused with stout beer and served with salted Bavarian pretzels.

 

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We did eat fried pickles last night at a 24 hour Perkins next to a homeless man who was masturbating in the bathroom.

I thought Linebaugh was in Austin?

 

[luka]

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  Hooters Original Style Wings​

  
  The one and only! The style we invented over 30 years ago; they’re breaded by hand, tossed in your choice of wing sauce and served by your favorite Hooters Girl.
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  Smoked Wings​

  
  Our traditional, bone-in wings are marinated overnight, then smoked over hickory chips to seal in that rich, smoky flavor. Choose from one of our three new dry rubs - Texas BBQ, Jerk, or Garlic Habanero - or get them hand-tossed in your favorite wing sauce. We’ve made hickory history.
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  Hooters Daytona Beach® Style Wings​

  
  Another Hooters original. Naked wings tossed in our signature Daytona Beach® sauce. After they’re done, we throw them on the grill to sear in the flavor. They take just a little longer to cook, but like most things worth waiting for, you won’t mind a bit.
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    Roasted Wings​

    
    We season ‘em up and roast ‘em crispy. All the flavor and juiciness stays locked in, and when you skip the fryer, you skip half the calories!
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    Naked Wings​

    
    Traditional style. No breading, but just as good. Order them with your favorite Hooters wing sauce.
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    Boneless Wings​

    
    Hand-breaded boneless wings served with your favorite Hooters wing sauce. And no bones, so they can get to your stomach faster.

 

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  Home Run​

  
  Four 1/4 pound patties served on a toasted brioche bun, topped with lettuce, tomato, onions and your choice of cheese.
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  Western BBQ Burger​

  
  BBQ sauce, melted cheddar cheese, bacon and onion rings piled high on a toasted brioche bun. Giddy up.
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  Build Your Own Burger​

  
  
  
  

  Twisted Texas Melt​

  
  Like a cowboy on spring break. Decked out with Hooters original Daytona Beach® sauce, caramelized onions, bacon and cheddar cheese and served on Texas toast.

 

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  Hooters Original Buffalo Chicken Sandwich​

  
  Everything you love about our wings, but in a sandwich. Hand-breaded chicken breast tossed in your favorite wing sauce, topped with lettuce and tomato and served on a toasted brioche bun.
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  Hooters Original Chicken Strip Sandwich​

  
  Tease your taste buds with juicy chicken strips tossed in your favorite Hooters wing sauce, topped with provolone and cheddar cheese and served up on Texas toast.
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  Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich​

  
  A sandwich with attitude. Steak or chicken topped with sautéed onions, green peppers, mushrooms and provolone cheese and served on a hoagie roll. Make it a Texas Cheesesteak with queso, Daytona Beach® sauce, diced tomatoes and sliced jalapeños.

 

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  Hooters Original Buffalo Chicken Tacos​

  
  Is there anything Buffalo chicken can’t do? Grilled or crispy chicken tossed in your favorite wing sauce, topped with cabbage, diced tomatoes and your choice of ranch or bleu cheese inside flour tortillas.
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  Big Fish Sandwich- Grilled​

  
  Grilled cod sandwich with tartar sauce served on a fresh hoagie roll.
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  Big Fish Sandwich- Fried​

  
  Tempura Fried cod sandwich with tartar sauce served on a fresh hoagie roll.
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    Fish Tacos​

    
    Grilled or crispy, either way you’ll feel like you’re on a beach in Mexico. Served on warm tortillas with diced tomatoes, fresh cabbage and a special sauce. Upgrade to blackened Mahi-Mahi.
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    Baja Shrimp Tacos​

    
    We don’t skimp on the shrimp. It’s seasoned and grilled then loaded with cabbage, diced tomatoes and a special sauce and wrapped in flour tortillas.

 

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  Curly Fries​

  
  
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  Tots​

  
  
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  Onion Rings​

 

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Hungry now. Nice one.

 

[luka]

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• order the celery ian. just the celery. nothing else. sigma male. basking shark.
  
  
  
  
  

  Celery​

 

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Going to Hooters, ordering celery and asking for a waiter not a waitress.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Luka posting all these meaty meals is like a Trappist monk looking at hardcore porn.

 

[sus]

We went to an attraction called Mirror Maze. You are lost in a labyrinth of reflections and try to escape. Ian said that's how he's been trying to understand Corpsey lately, with a mirror maze metaphor.

 

[luka]

some of that food looks stunning

 

[Mr. Tea]

Good thread, this.

@sus, does it have a makeup shop - sorry, 'store' - called Urban Decay? I think that's a great name. Really leaning into the general 'everything's fucked' ethos.

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www.urbandecay.com

 

[sus]

We are considering going to the ACTIVATE lasergame room as part of Dematerialisation research.

Tron aesthetic https://www.mallofamerica.com/directory/activate

 

[shakahislop]

i've been to hooters in beijing, atlantic city and niagra falls they were all fucking gross . the niagra falls one was someone's wedding celebration. on the street we met a man who called himself The Admiral he invited us to come to his house to take drugs with him

 

[shakahislop]

eating hooters feels like you're dying

 

[luka]

 

[shakahislop]

it's like being soaked in salted oil from the inside out

 

[luka]

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