Why Conspiracy Theories?

[wg-]

I am inclined to believe that the last week's street activity- and a lot of what's going on in general- is actually beta testing to see who can be activated by the algorithms

 

[vershy versh]

Stephen Chamberlain, once Mike Lynch’s co-defendant in a US fraud trial, has died after being hit by a car while out running in Cambridgeshire, his lawyer has said.

Chamberlain, the former vice-president of finance at British software firm Autonomy, was hit on Saturday morning and had been placed on life support, Reuters reported.

On Monday Lynch was reported missing after a superyacht sank off the coast of Sicily during a violent storm. One man, understood to be the vessel’s chef, was confirmed dead and six others, including Lynch and his 18-year-old daughter, Hannah, remained unaccounted for on Monday evening.

Chamberlain and Lynch were co-defendants in a fraud trial over the sale of Autonomy to Hewlett-Packard in 2011 for $11bn (£7bn).

The pair faced the same charges of fraud and conspiracy for allegedly scheming to inflate the company’s value before it was sold.

Both men were acquitted of all 15 charges by a jury in San Francisco in June.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

@version either they're making tornadoes or they've been voodooed.

 

[william_kent]

@version either they're making tornadoes or they've been voodooed.

US5096467A - Artificial tornado generating mechanism and method of utilizing generated artificial tornados - Google Patents

An array of parallel pipes, each having ports through which jet-like air streams exit, are arranged so that a peripherally directed air curtain is formed. The posts are shielded at both ends, and one end is provided with a chimney along a central axis of the air by which air or fluid is removed...

patents.google.com

An object of the present invention is to provide a mechanism whereby an artificial tornado, so far considered to be impossible, can be generated simply and easily and to provide methods for utilizing the artificial tornados generated by the mechanism.

 

[Murphy]

Why these specific instances now though, a bike death too, sounds a bit like reading the high finance / occulture thread

If there was a balcony or window involved be more inclined in thinking Eric Clapton or FSB but a tornado in wwiii?

 

[vershy versh]

It's probably coincidence, but it's such an insane coincidence to have the co-defendants in a fraud case over a multi-billion dollar company die in freak accidents within a day of each other a couple of months after being acquitted.

The bloke being hit by the car reminds me of the ending of Polanski's Ghost Writer. Eerie film.

 

[Mr. Tea]

US5096467A - Artificial tornado generating mechanism and method of utilizing generated artificial tornados - Google Patents

An array of parallel pipes, each having ports through which jet-like air streams exit, are arranged so that a peripherally directed air curtain is formed. The posts are shielded at both ends, and one end is provided with a chimney along a central axis of the air by which air or fluid is removed...

patents.google.com

A Japanese invention, naturally.

 

[william_kent]

It's probably coincidence, but it's such an insane coincidence to have the co-defendants in a fraud case over a multi-billion dollar company die in freak accidents within a day of each other a couple of months after being acquitted.

The bloke being hit by the car reminds me of the ending of Polanski's Ghost Writer. Eerie film.

Not only the co-defendents, but also Lynch's lawyer and banker

Other missing individuals have been identified by The Independent as: Christopher Morvillo, a lawyer who had represented Lynch and wife Neda Morvillo; Jonathan Bloomer, chairman of investment bank Morgan Stanley International and wife Judy Bloomer.

Although the [sick] joke in IT circles is that it couldn't possibly be HP behind it because they never do anything successfully

 

[Mr. Tea]

I had no idea @luka posted on Quora:

 

[shiels]

'The fear of being deceived is the vulgar version of the quest for truth.' EM Cioran

 

[william_kent]

MI5 KILL SCOTS
FAKE TRAMPS TARGET THE INNOCENT!

important message chalked on Glasgow wall

 

[Murphy]

could be a Stoned Thought if you look at the figure on the left, Bill

 

[Mr. Tea]

This is fucking brilliant:

The Onion buys conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’

Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction

www.theguardian.com

 

[vershy versh]

Knew you'd like that. The most Mr. Tea thing ever.

 

[Mr. Tea]

It's the boiling rage that it must be causing Jones to experience that's so delicious.

 

[Mr. Tea]

They've already gone in hard:

Global Tetrahedron

We Come in Peace

global-tetrahedron.com

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

InfoWars is already satirical. It was satirising its viewers.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Fact check: Was Elon Musk’s Starlink used to rig the US election?

Did the tech billionaire really use satellite-based technology to ‘steal’ the election for Donald Trump?

www.aljazeera.com

“Starlink is suspected by conspiracy theorists not because of what it does, but because Elon Musk owns it,” Mike Rothschild, a journalist, author and conspiracy theory expert, said.

WELL HE WOULD, WOULDN'T HE.