Mr. Tea
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Mr. Tea
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There was quite a funny news story a couple of World Cups ago, the gist of which was "PornHub pleads with users to stop uploading clips of Brazil getting fuckrd by Germany."
Mr. Tea
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Christ, now there's a thought. If there were anything smutty featuring me floating around the internet, the last thing I'd want is anyone I knew knowing about it.
IdleRich
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Would they? That always blows my mind that people always get spotted when they upload stuff, I just feel that there is sooooo much out there thar the odds are against any particular person seeing any particular video.
Anyway my friend's face is not in it so he's not really worried about that. I think it's just a couple (well 5) of kinda hot home videos and he feels that it might actually be a good thing for someone who was always really shy about that sort of thing to have that kind of video just out there.
One thing I read recently is that Spotify is having the effect of causing people to create shorter tunes, the reason being that you need to have a certain percentage of the tune played to get money for it, so if you make a tune that is one minute long then 15 seconds will be 25% and count as a listen. I guess format has always dictated things in that way, at least since single releases have had to fit on a seven inch.
And fitting a seven inch leads me neatly back to the topic in hand (as it were); similarly if you load up one video and you get paid a penny for a million views or whatever, it makes sense to split the video into bits so if people are keen to see the whole thing then you gonna get several views instead of one. And then probably it makes sense to load the vids to loads of sites right, though who knows how much traffic they each get?
I remember reading that Redtube was the most popular porn site cod they had the simple/brilliant idea of not having "porn" in the title so it could sit safely in your history. But these days it's always Pornhub you hear about right? I guess people just don't give a shit any more just like how seems most women don't feel embarrassed about owning a vibrator or whatever.
Anyway my friend's face is not in it so he's not really worried about that. I think it's just a couple (well 5) of kinda hot home videos and he feels that it might actually be a good thing for someone who was always really shy about that sort of thing to have that kind of video just out there.
One thing I read recently is that Spotify is having the effect of causing people to create shorter tunes, the reason being that you need to have a certain percentage of the tune played to get money for it, so if you make a tune that is one minute long then 15 seconds will be 25% and count as a listen. I guess format has always dictated things in that way, at least since single releases have had to fit on a seven inch.
And fitting a seven inch leads me neatly back to the topic in hand (as it were); similarly if you load up one video and you get paid a penny for a million views or whatever, it makes sense to split the video into bits so if people are keen to see the whole thing then you gonna get several views instead of one. And then probably it makes sense to load the vids to loads of sites right, though who knows how much traffic they each get?
I remember reading that Redtube was the most popular porn site cod they had the simple/brilliant idea of not having "porn" in the title so it could sit safely in your history. But these days it's always Pornhub you hear about right? I guess people just don't give a shit any more just like how seems most women don't feel embarrassed about owning a vibrator or whatever.
IdleRich
IdleRich
Surely that can't be the first time that crossed your mind? I really thought that must be the first thing anyone thinks about while deciding whether or not to pull the trigger on that bestial-necrophile short... or, er, whatever.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
So what you're saying is, it's a golden age for men who last about a minute?
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Rich, are you really sure this is a good idea?
I'm not talking about people who know you seeing it or anything like that, you understand. I'm just thinking of your track record with camera equipment.
I'm not talking about people who know you seeing it or anything like that, you understand. I'm just thinking of your track record with camera equipment.
william_kent
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a "friend of a friend" had an unfortunate experience when his 'friends' opened pornhub and his girlfriend was on the front-page in 'hotter than hot hardcore action' and they could not resist the impulse to inform him "your girlfriend is on pornhub with another man" and previously he had known nothing of this
they split up that afternoon
you will be found out / noticed
edit: the press love to point out the "I bought a house through onlyfans' stories ( "empowerment" ) but the sad reality is that most people are making maybe £5 a month and ruining their chances of any employment in the future, except though real estate sales ( see the "life after porn" series, and this only applies to female 'stars" )
they split up that afternoon
you will be found out / noticed
edit: the press love to point out the "I bought a house through onlyfans' stories ( "empowerment" ) but the sad reality is that most people are making maybe £5 a month and ruining their chances of any employment in the future, except though real estate sales ( see the "life after porn" series, and this only applies to female 'stars" )
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
The other option is to shag Donald Trump.
The downside to this is that you have to shag Donald Trump, of course.
IdleRich
IdleRich
I definitely won't be found out or noticed cos it really ain't me. Also, I don't think they want or expect to get rich, I get the impression it's more about them liking the idea of having such a video out there.
In the above story you can hardly blame the friends for passing the info on can you? I mean sounds like that pussy was already well and truly out of the bag...
william_kent
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another example is the documentary "SEX: THE ANNABEL CHONG STORY" where after appearing in the "world's wildest gang bang video" she returns from LA to Singapore to visit her family and her cruel male cousin shows stills from the gang bang video she didn't even get paid for and he asks " is this you?". cue tears, disinherited, disowned, etc