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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I think the forum's front page ought to feature something like a home-made sign you might see on the outside of the door to a ten-year-old boy's bedroom, with a "no girls" symbol, a skull, a guitar and/or football, maybe some socks and underpants with green wavy stink-lines coming off them...
 

version

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A 30 year old man who goes by LordPornAddict online told me that his goon cave is more of a moveable feast, setting up and tearing down based on when his wife, with whom he shares a home, is around. She doesn’t know about his goon cave. But their sex life is better than it has been in a long time, he said, which he credits to hours of gooning giving his penis “super endurance.”

He’s been setting up and removing his cave for six years, with his longest session being 40 hours, when his wife went on a weekend work trip out of town.

"I started my gooning on Friday 5 p.m. to Sunday noon,” LordPornAddict said. “Porn playing non stop on my TV, PC, tablet and phone. My tablet was following me everywhere. Porn playing on the TV even if I wasn't in. Porn playing on my PC and screen recording each session. I had porn playing while sleeping to affect my brain. Best hours of my life.”
 

linebaugh

Well-known member

A 30 year old man who goes by LordPornAddict online told me that his goon cave is more of a moveable feast, setting up and tearing down based on when his wife, with whom he shares a home, is around. She doesn’t know about his goon cave. But their sex life is better than it has been in a long time, he said, which he credits to hours of gooning giving his penis “super endurance.”

He’s been setting up and removing his cave for six years, with his longest session being 40 hours, when his wife went on a weekend work trip out of town.

"I started my gooning on Friday 5 p.m. to Sunday noon,” LordPornAddict said. “Porn playing non stop on my TV, PC, tablet and phone. My tablet was following me everywhere. Porn playing on the TV even if I wasn't in. Porn playing on my PC and screen recording each session. I had porn playing while sleeping to affect my brain. Best hours of my life.”
I didnt know this was a real thing. I thought it was something made up by people to make fun of porn addicts, not something people actually claimed. On the goon cave subreddit they call themselves 'pornosexuals'
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps

A 30 year old man who goes by LordPornAddict online told me that his goon cave is more of a moveable feast, setting up and tearing down based on when his wife, with whom he shares a home, is around. She doesn’t know about his goon cave. But their sex life is better than it has been in a long time, he said, which he credits to hours of gooning giving his penis “super endurance.”

He’s been setting up and removing his cave for six years, with his longest session being 40 hours, when his wife went on a weekend work trip out of town.

"I started my gooning on Friday 5 p.m. to Sunday noon,” LordPornAddict said. “Porn playing non stop on my TV, PC, tablet and phone. My tablet was following me everywhere. Porn playing on the TV even if I wasn't in. Porn playing on my PC and screen recording each session. I had porn playing while sleeping to affect my brain. Best hours of my life.”
Christ. How did he even have any knob left after 40 hours?
 
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