3underscore said:
MORTALS, MINE OWN SENTIENCE HAS HAPPENED UPON A MOST SQUALID REALISATION! HARK YE THIS:
<PRE>MORTALS, WHEN THOU DOST 'POO', THAT ART A PART OF 'YOU'!
INDEED, FOR WHEN THE CRINKLY BROCCOLI AND SOLIDIFIED GRISTLE OF MAMMAL MEAT DOTH CLAMBER
THROUGH THE CHAMBERS OF THE MORTAL COIL, IT DOES ALONG ITS TRAVELS MAKE SCRAPINGS OF THE
'GUT', WHICH DOTH CONTAIN THE 'DNA'.
THIS, MINE MORTALS REPORT, MAKES FOR RATHER SUCCULENT MORSELS ON THE PATH DOWN INTO THE
DEPTHS OF THE FILTH. MINE 94,002,010TH MINION PARTICULARLY ENJOYS THE ANAL FLECHETTES OF THE
PEOPLES OF NEW GUINEA, WHO DO ON OCCASION STILL PARTAKE UPON THEIR OWN KIND! PRIMARILY THEY
ROAST THEIR FELLOWS UPON THE 'SPIT' AND CONSUME THEM WHOLE, INCLUDING HAIRS UPON THE HEAD
AND GENITAL REGIONS!
MINIONS CONSUMING MINIONS, THIS ART THE CYCLE OF LIFE RETURNING END UPON END TO THEE!</PRE>