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It's on 2nd Ave in NYC. Near St Marks. Sister business to tea shop Tea & Sympathy in the Village. Not as good for fish+chips as Chip Shop on Atlantic Ave in Brooklyn though.
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It's on 2nd Ave in NYC. Near St Marks. Sister business to tea shop Tea & Sympathy in the Village. Not as good for fish+chips as Chip Shop on Atlantic Ave in Brooklyn though.
Slothrop
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
I want there to be a Jamaican eatery somewhere called 'The Rastaurant'.
Edit: just seen this. I'm frankly speechless... http://www.b3ta.com/board/7552727
Edit: just seen this. I'm frankly speechless... http://www.b3ta.com/board/7552727
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viktorvaughn
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Chippy in Dulwich - Rock and Sole Plaice
mos dan
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that's insane! the scale of the intended project, i mean... such dedication!
i love that
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Is that some kind of yolk?
Hah!
STN
sou'wester
they brew a lot of their own beer there. the house range is ok on the whole, but not amazing.
the porter, however, is great and the session bitter is really quite decent, too.
the guest beers are often very good and they also have some killer imported lagers, especially the hell lager which, contrary to what the name might suggest, is actually very light, tasty and not at all street-fighting mental.
as a pub it's a bit too bright, beard and sandalsy and lacks a bit in atmosphere, but there's also a very good pool table and it's on my way home from work, so i occasionally drop in there.
the porter, however, is great and the session bitter is really quite decent, too.
the guest beers are often very good and they also have some killer imported lagers, especially the hell lager which, contrary to what the name might suggest, is actually very light, tasty and not at all street-fighting mental.
as a pub it's a bit too bright, beard and sandalsy and lacks a bit in atmosphere, but there's also a very good pool table and it's on my way home from work, so i occasionally drop in there.
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a while ago on the sun a scottish sports sub-editor got to run a headline he had been sitting on for about 20 years, when caledonian thistle beat celtic in a particularly crucial game (why it was so important escapes me because 1. it's football, 2. it happened in scotland)
anyway, headline = super cally go ballistic, celtic were atrocious
if they hadn't all bled into one over time i'd have thousands of pun stories, having spent the best part of a decade wasting my life in the tabloid press
anyway, headline = super cally go ballistic, celtic were atrocious
if they hadn't all bled into one over time i'd have thousands of pun stories, having spent the best part of a decade wasting my life in the tabloid press
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mos dan
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lol.. i think it was just 'important' because caledonian thistle are nobodies and celtic are, yknow, not. the headline is far more important than the game though, natch.
that reminds me of something which isn't a pun, but is nonetheless very linguistically pleasing. the following scottish football result actually happened a few years ago; try saying it out loud in the voice of the guy that reads the results on the radio:
East Fife 4 - Forfar 5
i love puns, especially when they are simultaneously incredibly dumb and kind of clever, maybe that's what they always are. Actually my user name here is a particularly bad one in itself
Chinese takeaway in Brighton = Brighton Wok.
Brighton is full of bad shop punz - I'll have to go on a reconnoiter.
Everyone knows Grate Fires Of London?
remember the 'cod farther' in hanover?