i had a bash here with this a while back, but not really having watched the show at that point was a wee bit handicapped:
the wire versus the wire, Posted 04-02-2005, 03:34 PM | Report Edit | Quote
i've been knocking about this idea for a while, but parody's not my forte, i can come up with the initial notion but not the follow-through ... so far all i've got is:
Lieutenant Keenan, the rookie investigator whose ideological constructs are often questionable but who always gets results
the inter office romance between plainclothes agent-at-large Young and desk sergeant Hilde-Nesset
ian penman as the bad lieutenant whose badge has been taken away
and half an opening scene:
INTERROGATION ROOM
A young man sits, slightly hunched, at a small wooden table. He looks thirsty, tired, and can't stop himself repeatedly glancing enviously at the cigarette being smoked by the second of two investigators in the room, Stubbs, who's propping himself up menacingly against the far wall, half in shadow. The other detective, Barnes, is lowering a stylus onto a record. Discordant twanging and plucking sounds emerge from the speaker. A middle-aged Englishwoman's voice ululates plaintively. A minute passes. A couple of beads of sweat form on the young man's brow. With a derisive grimace Barnes makes as if to rise and take the stylus off
HEBDEN: no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, i KNOW this. Is it....... Shirley Collins?
BARNES (snorting): you'll have to do better than that...
and that's as far as i've got ...