The whole lying on the floor after going to ground & expecting the opposition to put the ball out of play does my head in. Hernandez did it today in the Chelsea game. Minimal contact, went down, lay on the floor until someone kicked the ball out then got straight back up.
He's obviously not a bad person, but Hernandez just does my head in. He's a real busy little cunt, as Jaap Stam would say - and shit to watch with it, this rolling ball of limbs who somehow manages to score fantastic goals and make them look like the most inelegant, accidental things possible.
Give me Hazard and his slalom runs any day.