What is the first thing you remember sticking up your arse?

[luka]

Decompress, baby.

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

Would dissensus be better or worse if it was a wild west saloon rather than an internet forum for disenfranchised ex-ravers. Interesting question.

 

[version]

Better. We'd have a constant supply of booze, those cool doors and good weather.

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

Would Luka be the sheriff or the feared bandit that terrorises the town?

He could conceivably play both roles

 

[version]

He'd be the lunatic who runs into the saloon ranting about gold or spirits or something in the desert who we all buy a drink.

 

[version]

Barty's the pianist. Corpsey's the bartender.

 

[luka]

Versions the tart with a heart, a six shooter tucked into his garter belt

 

[version]

Craner's the newspaperman or physician or something. Wears a bowler hat and spectacles.

 

[...]

Nomad was the best. What a reply.

 

[Leo]

still gushing.

 

[luka]

Stuffing stuff up your arse is one of UK drill's central themes

 

[Mr. Tea]

Stuffing stuff up your arse is one of UK drill's central themes

And the Sunday Sport.

 

[luka]

M
Michael


My mum’s vibrator. Real talk.












to Michael, jim, ocraner
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That's brilliant! Craner said his was a Lego man!






M
Michael




to me, jim, ocraner
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I was about eleven or twelve, if I remember rightly.

 

[Leo]

lock thread!

 

[...]

Fake News. Cultural Marxism.

 

[Mr. Tea]

WYH's ex last seen working in a pub.

 

[line b]

good thread. Late game addition of Gamer Luka really ties it together

 

[IdleRich]

This is where the pic came from, I should say https://instagram.com/unf0rmati0n?igshid=1rcveo9rhlfjl

 

[thirdform]

A penis.

wow how bourgeois you had anal before you had

crystal meth for me.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I love how the question is phrased - as if we might have put things up our arses and clean forgotten about it.